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Follow Friday: Stefalynda Reunion

12 Sep

Today’s post features photos from when Stefalyna, a piano duo featuring my two talented and lovely friends, Stefanie and Melynda, at a local coffee house named Christina’s. I’m calling it a reunion because it has been years and years since Stefalynda has played there. Have a great weekend!

What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

99golems  powerpoint? *scoff* No my friend. I do all my presentations in Minecraft.

HelloCullen  I have Resting Bastard-Ass

redsesame  The woman cleaning this restroom literally just said, “Hello, welcome to the ladies room.”

BtotheD  My dream tourism campaign involves Alanis singing “You, you, you autumn know” about everything Canada has to offer during the fall season.

xpatriciah one weird trick to free the skeleton trapped inside your body

J__Swift  Spider fan /Spider fan/ I really love those spiders, man /Eat a bug /Crawl around /Look at that spider /go to town /Its great I’m just a spider fan

tiffany  I hate everything about the word “tablescape.” If you have room for that, it means you didn’t make enough food and you better order a pizza.

RealAvocadoFact  Make any avocado dish, even the gross ones, not war.

CountGripsnatch  I better fucking live long enough to see the first dog president

usedwigs  I was about to explain a joke to a commenter on Facebook but then I had a sudden attack of dignity.

MegVaMe  Instead of doing laundry, buy 6 extra laundry hampers.

SomeChrisTweets  The waiter asked, “how may I serve you?” and wow, am I a king? Am I God? I am bestowed absolute power over all but I ask for cheese sticks.

man_spach  Sorry your dog ate your homework, my cat did mine for me.

usedwigs  My kids really hate my ice cream truck ring tone.

KalvinMacleod  How to be hella cool: 1) Dress in your finest denim 2) Calculator watch? 3) Less ear hair, probs 4) Rhythmic pelvis thrusts 5) I am 40, btw

ModernSauce  Uber, but for popping my back.

HyenaEars  The worst thing about everything is all the things you must wherever.

usedwigs When I moved into college frosh year, my mom yelled out to the crowd upon driving away, “MAKE ONE NEW FRIEND EVERY DAY, JEFFREY!” I did not.

Bownuggets  If u cut off a Dad’s head, it will continue to talk about golf for another 45 minutes until another head wearing a visor grows in its place.

VaguelyFunnyDan  BREAKING: Soul Asylum releases surprise album on MacPaint.

rstevens  Pro Tip: Start all emails with “Oh, great one, I beseech thee” in order to make business quicker and easier.

oodja  Me: “Have a good day at school- don’t worry about Picture Day, you look beautiful!”

Daughter: “I know.”

tl;dr I’m raising a tween Han Solo

MrWordsWorth  Canada Declares Places Where Justin Bieber Was Arrested ‘National Historic Sites.’

LetMeStart I don’t mean to brag, but today I had a bra AND a shirt AND pants on when walking by the windows as the lawn guys looked in.

Mad_Humor I’d like to have a kid but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend ten years of my life constantly asking someone where their shoes are.

jennyvsjenny  IG IS MY MEDIUM AND MY ART, said the 40 something man who mostly posts bar selfies.

sfreeze6  Don’t forget to wish your amazing, social media-reading dog a happy birthday on Facebook.

wordlust  Maybe there was a Groupon for misogyny.

theyearofelan  I’d like to nominate you to stop posting things on Facebook

Pandamoanimum  The inventor of the anagram has died. May he erect a penis.

kerihw  I am mime, see me roar.

MommyMG  Toddler thinks that anyone with a hat on is having a birthday party. Today she saw a man with a bandaged head and yelled HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

SpaghettiJesus  I just remembered not-the-Internet existed!

michaeljnelson  Honestly I like packaged macaroni and cheese better than my grandma’s. And she was no slouch at making mylar bags filled with cheese dust.

farwent  An animated smiley face! Truly, we live in an age of wonders.

robisonwells  Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato.

morninggloria  Hey I’m just like you. I shit my pants one leg at a time.

donni  We never considered the possibility that Carmen Sandiego’s in space

shariv67  Faced with world crises including war, hunger and disease, our hero, Opinionman takes to the comments section of a Taylor Swift video.

david8hughes  To avoid conversing with an elderly man on the train, I take off my shoe and talk into it like a telephone.

pontiuslabar  Been wearing this hoodie so long it has a nutritional label.

J__Swift  I made a scrap book but all the food trimmings in it started to smell.

YesVoteScots  Scotland : “I’m leaving you…” /Britain : “You can’t!” /Scotland : “I’m leaving. It’s over.” /Britain : “… I’m pregnant!!” #RoyalBaby

InternetEh My idea I came up with this weekend is to have more real human contact.

birbigs  A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY FIVE COOKIES AT 12:34AM

SomeChrisTweets  As New Age parents, we’re letting our baby name itself. It will name us, too. It will name all it sees. Our baby will rule with an iron fist.

TheThomason  Fish sticks were named in a simpler, more honest time.

shariv67  Seventy-eight percent of American teens think the capital of Walmart is Gunsylvania. Idiots. Everyone knows it’s Brohio.

AndrewWK PARTY TIP: Gently fold a dog’s ear in half and enjoy it’s velvety softness.

Cheeseboy22  When a stranger next to me sings along with the National Anthem at a sporting event, I whisper “That was beautiful” to them afterwards.

shariv67  A horse is just a meat bicycle.

WittySassBasket  ‘I could have died.’ A childhood memoir.

RexHuppke My Fantasy Football Lineup:

– Peyton Mannosaurus

– Putin (w/ robot arms)


– Tom Brady Bunch (6 kids attached to body)

– Tantric Sting


rstevens  Coffee will never betray you unless you go somewhere without a bathroom

bucketofbrains   Honorary Hashtag Wizard #ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear

shariv67  “Points at Starbucks* That’s where the book store was. That other Starbucks was a record store. This one? A smaller Starbucks.

loather  I guess “should I order a pizza” is the main question of my existence

tinatbh  my biggest fear is Im married & my husband says,“lets cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

InternetEh  Hm. Babby’s diaper rash medicine contains myrrh. Gift for the baby Jeebus, or put it on your son’s red butthole.

Smug_Lemur  “That’s a clever place to hide a baby,” I say as I pat your belly.

cloudypianos  if you’re the sort of person who rambles, be sure to end with a recap

drnelk  Tinder, but for class project partners

HonestToddler  Every time I pull a kleenex out of the box another one pops up. What a time to be alive.

sashahecht  Shouts out to corporate Twitter accounts whose entire feed is them just apologizing to people. Maybe consider getting your shit together.

Lilacmess  When I type in my name for a login, my phone wants to change it to “shenanigans.” Exactly.

badbanana  Do you eat a lot of dinners really fast during these speed dating events? Because I think I can win that.

PrettyAllTrue  Complete stranger just muttered, “Fuck Pamplona. I spend my life running with bullshit.” I love him now.

SCbchbum  I assume the #1 reason people change their identity is b/c they answered “You too” when the barista said “Enjoy your bagel.”

TheNextMartha  I just freaked out bc I thought someone was on my bed in the dark. Turns out someone is the laundry I never put away today.

morninggloria  If you’re a vegetarian your poop emoji should not have eyes.

TP_313  The Thorax #ConfusingChildrensBooks

InfiniteChicken  Curious George: Timewars #ConfusingChildrensBooks

InfiniteChicken  Why is Waldo? #ConfusingChildrensBooks

loather  Why is anyone letting a pigeon do anything?#ConfusingChildrensBooks

InfiniteChicken  Which the Wild Things. Why? #ConfusingChildrensBooks

yislash James Joyce and the Giant Peach #ConfusingChildrensBooks

InfiniteChicken  Hey Vern, It’s Me, Margaret #ConfusingChildrensBooks

InfiniteChicken  Yeezus and Ramona #ConfusingChildrensBooks

ApocalypseHow  “You tell everybody. Listen to me, Hatcher. You’ve gotta tell them! Soylent Green is KALE! It’s made from KALE!”

MrsTomServo  Phases of sleep deprivation:

Everything is funny

Was that a bug?

Maybe nothing was EVER funny & life is a meaningless travesty


loather  Go geographically close sportsball team!

andrewmorrisey  Damn girl are you a doomsday device button cause I want to hit that.

kmitchellauthor  Sorry I can’t do the thing my cat is sitting on my lap and I can’t move

BuckyIsotope  *lines up to kick game-winning field goal* *calls time out* *runs over to coach* Just so I’m clear, do I still get the ice cream if I miss?

breatheandlove  I said I’m a fighter, I didn’t say I’m a winner.

markleggett  Even after all this time, scientists are still unsure if the cutest weight possible is a fat baby, or a pug that’s just eaten a large meal.

guruzim  I’m inventing a new sign-off for business emails. I feel like this is the winner. Kindstar friendleboops, Aaron

CatherineLMK  My tentacles bring all the boys to the mothership.

TheMichaelRock  I can’t stop talking like Hulk Hogan during sex, but whatcha gonna do, brother?

ApocalypseHow  Every Willy Wonka product should contain the label “WARNING: May Contain Bits of Child Given an Ironic Comeuppance”

waferbaby  The man carefully navigates his stroller into the bus. On the stroller is a cat.

FlyoverJoel  Hold all my calls Lydia, I just updated the Twitter iPhone app and now have to spend the day turning off all the push notifications again.

cthulhuchick  Bears say “Grr,” Owls say “Hoot.” Stands to reason Owlbears say “Groot.”

markleggett  Hey kids, guess who I got to show up to this birthday party? Spider-Man! “YAY!” Let me finish: Spider-Man from “Spider-Man 3″. The emo one.

NoToFeminism  I don’t need femisn i wish femists would chill out it is a COMPLIMENT to get a death threat they are saying ‘i recognise that you are alive’

princessnykea  Instead of leaking celebrity nudes we should leak pdf versions of college textbooks am I right?

danforthfrance  I mentioned Walt Whitman today and got followed by two Walt Whitman accounts. To that I say bourbon cheese fancy clothes iPads bondage gear.

tweet of the weekMrWordsWorth  You know it’s going to be a harsh winter because Alex Trebek has grown out his mustache.

What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!


Follow Friday – Cozy

5 Sep

Today’s post features photos that make me feel cozy. Have a great weekend!

What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness hereWould you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

hipstermermaid  American Horror Story: America

theisb  If I could apply one piece of wrestling logic to the real world, it would be that rich people had to wear $ signs on their clothing.

man_spach  I do this cute thing with my cats where we sit around a cheese fondue and fat shame each other until we laugh and lap up all the cheese.

markleggett  Whenever I feel like giving up, I read the inspirational quote in your bio and think “Wow. Look at this asshole.”

markleggett Want a perfectly flat stomach? Smoosh it all against the shower door.

rstevens maybe garfield is just impatient for taco Tuesday

Rockwell_JB  Scariest mis-use of word shortening ever received in email out of office response: ‘I will try to f/u in the next several days.’ REALLY?

Lee_Ars  The hacker known as 4Chan better watch out. CNN’s crack investigative team is googling as hard as they can to uncover his identity.

johnmoe  Did you know that Norwegian Death Metal can be recycled and turned into Norwegian Death Cans of Baked Beans?

OwensDamien  Have you seen that video where Putin denies invading Ukraine even though he’s got Ukraine all around his mouth? So cute!

suzannereisman  This year has flown by, like an eagle with diarrhea.

ModernSauce  I just read ‘utopia’ as ‘taquito’ and there was no difference in meaning.

bourgeoisalien  Can’t remember….what are the stages of grief again? Denial /Attending a Rave /Adopting cats /Anger /Acceptance /Running with meat cleaver

JerryThomas  The film “The Sound of Music” has a great deal of music in it, and much of it is audible. Promise kept, Hollywood!

MassageByTed You spend roughly a third of your life sleeping and/or waiting for peaches to ripen.

cloudypianos  I started grad school the year they removed mario kart from the lounge, and I’m still recovering from that trauma.

InfiniteChicken  Worried about sexual assault? Then why do you walk around with such a sexy body? STOP HURTING YOURSELF

trumpetcake  If you’re having trouble finding an acceptable outlet for your anger just purchase a beach umbrella.

SpaghettiJesus  Reporting all of @twitter‘s sponsored tweets for spam.

thatcarlygirl  Shout out to the dude who has to work today, just to bring people like me pizza. We thank you for your service to our country.

MisanthroPony  Wait, I thought this was Gabor Day! *throws wig on floor*

marcelaphane  Since Anakin grows up to be Vader, and Mark Hamill grows up to be the Joker, I’m feeling like someone should’ve sterilized the Skywalkers.

tinynietzsche  a group of people is called a hell

wordlust  I literally don’t take the word “literally” literally.

shariv67  Hot singles in your area LAYING EGGS IN YOUR EYES AS YOU SLEEP.

biorhythmist  Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Give a toddler a wiffle ball bat, he goes at your yam bag like a piñata.

wordlust  I play by my own rules. I always have. In kindergarten, I played Duck Duck Minotaur.

Nathan_Pensky I bet that when The Rock said “DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING???” sometimes it was banana bread.

usedwigs  When I watch shows about the post apocalypse and the hero who takes charge, I dream about being part of his team, managing his social media.

morninggloria  2 hot 4 sex

courtney_s  I write about girls all my fiction is survival fiction

bourgeoisalien  My favorite Labor Day tradition is where you look through the hole in your fence at your neighbor’s awesome party while hugging your cat.

bourgeoisalien  I see your toddler has hit puberty.

joshgondelman  My last hour of thoughts every day is: “Why am I not asleep?”

laura_hudson  There is just one cricket in my backyard and it really classes up the joint

EmmieMears  Thanks to my friend Kelly, next time someone asks me what blood sausage is, I’m gonna tell them it’s vampire poop.

markleggett  Here’s some juicy gossip that I’ve been spreading around the office all day: Andrew farted while he was peeing at the urinal this morning.

TheAlexNevil  *Baby Hulk breaks his bed in half Mama Hulk: Not again. When you’re upset, use your words. BH (pouting): Hulk smash.

usedwigs  If you see me running and yelling SLOW DOWN YOU’RE TOO FAST to a 4-year-old, I’m totally lying. I’m faster than every 4-year-old.

LauraJSilverman  I think it might actually take a long prison sentence for me to make fitness a lifestyle.

LindaInDisguise  Me: 3 miles today. Him: On the treadmill? Me: No, scrolling on Twitter.

AliSwoop Anyone know any good caves around here? I’m looking for a place to have our completely paleo baby.

PeachCoffin  A good rule of thumb is never trust a person who can spell diarrhea without googling it

CakeThrottle  Watching these two trees fight, pretty entertaining. It’s been 14 years so far with no clear winner.

mrtruthandsoul  I only read The Journal of Quantum Mechanics for the particles.

celestinelea90  Walk of Shame except just me returning to the various establishments where I’ve left my credit card

J__Swift  I just did a whole bunch of sit-ups. (Sat up in bed then lay back down again a few times).

DadandBuried Forgetting my credit card at the bar would have been a lot cooler if the tab wasn’t just a kid-sized chicken fingers meal.

weinerdog4life  In high school I was voted most likely to be 3 raccoons in a trench coat

loather  Walk up in the club like hi I just walked up a hill

WhirledRecord  If you walk a zebra past a supermarket bar code scanner you get a personal message from Jesus.

wordlust  My to-do list is a burrito.


MauiMescudi  I’m tryna get back to Shakespearean caliber insults. I want that for us as a society

emilysteers  “that isn’t a pillowcase- IT’S A SHAM!!”– every time I make the bed. and then I LOL alone.

desusnice  If you get in a stranger’s car & yell “UBER” before they say anything, they’re required to drive you anywhere you want

jillgengler  Watching old Muppet Shows with kids and I suddenly realized I’ve stolen my entire management style from Kermit.

back40feet  Why did autocorrect just try to turn ‘barf’ into ‘barfsnatch’? Good god, what is barfsnatch?

bumlaser  “All right sweethearts… you – get in bed; you – take that shark out of your ear; I want every hole shut unless you need it to breathe.”

kerihw  *resting bastard face*

marcia_bee  If Rodin were alive today, would “The Thinker” be “The Tweeter”? One hand under the chin, the other holding a phone, seating on the toilet.

KristinDeirdreM When when your parents do cosplay it’s called LAARPing.

annetdonahue  The pumpkin spice latte is the horror movie character who appears in the mirror when you look up after washing your face.

nice_sugar_girl  I like to shout, “DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?!?” when the local grocery store refuses to honor my lunch meat coupon for rotisserie chicken.

BeTheBoy  By reading this Tweet you are agreeing to not testify against me.

Scott_Losse  The average person swallows 8 spiders a year while sleeping and gently kisses 160 spiders a year without doing them any harm.

helikoskins  Henry just called the UPS truck an “ice cream truck.” But yeah … it basically is an ice cream truck for adults.

ApocalypseHow  Colonel Mustard, in the Library, with a diet full of saturated fats and processed grains.

bumlaser  Science question: Anybody know how many times I can reheat this mac n’ cheese in the microwave, before it develops free will?

BollingBinx Entire-life crisis


rikpayne  The clinical term for Groove is in the Heart is Cardiomyopathy. *slide whistle*

EvenMoreSarah  Article on Glamor “10 Spots Guys Really Want You to Touch.” Tl;dr they are all located on the dong

SamGrittner  MISSED CONNECTION: You came in the photo frame I bought

louisvirtel  I like to imagine Brad and Angelina at the jeweler laughing and joking as they pick out his ring and her scepter.

CakeThrottle  My parents keep moving the place where they keep the paper towels, gotta keep marriage interesting somehow I guess.

lanyardigan  I have a personal stake in avoiding the surveillance state because I do a lot of weird shit in the bathroom mirror

introvertedwife Sometimes, when life is confusing and uncompromising, I like to boot up Sims 2 and drown people in pools.

fart  how long until a mommyblogger becomes a grandma…. a BRANDma??????

maxlavergne  pro tip: it’s not just cicadas who can burrow out of the ground and scream for their whole lives and then die

VaguelyFunnyDan  Good thing they put “For external use only” on this deodorant stick. I’ve got a hot date tonight so I was gonna eat the fuck out of it.

yoopnative  So, Skrillex isn’t a brand of non-stick cookware then?

jordan_stratton  If you love old fashioned names so much, why don’t you Merriam?

meganamram  Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them

huntigula  what base is it when you accidentally sneeze into her mouth?

catagator  Louise Belcher asking “is she a cat or isn’t she a cat” over and over.

000___000  how about just put the fish in barrel with no water in it

ShanaRose21  Are you a conditioned stimulus? Cause you’re making me drool. -Pavlov Sext

bombsfall  Twitter analytics tells me that 7% of you are horses.

MisanthroPony  Listening to my 73 yo mother talk about how she got super drunk at a casino and broke up with her boyfriend. Who needs reality TV?

NicestHippo  Life after death is too much. I’m still struggling with life after birth.

badbanana  Snoopy isn’t a dog. He’s a WWI flying ace pretending to be a dog.

markleggett  I need to find a good photo of myself for Tinder that DOES NOT feature my current girlfriend, for reasons I do not wish to discuss here.

oodja  That look of pity & horror on your daughter’s face when you attempt to explain the meaning of the phrase “Shake it like a Polaroid picture”

yuriprincess_  hello kitty’s true nature is beyond your comprehension but in the instant before the end of all things you will know and it will consume you

introvertedwife  Hello Kitty is actually a reptiloid. Wake up people!

Lerky  I go for a handshake, my bro goes for a fist bump, I end up holding his fist, like a sweet Bruce Lee move.

ibid78  “I do this to illustrate the folly and utter meaningless of life,” I say as I roll a tiny dog down a Slip and Slide like a bowling ball.

tweet of the week

luckyshirt  Eat like nobody’s watching.

What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness hereWould you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

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