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Follow Friday: 2013 Photos

21 Nov

Today’s post features blog photos from 2013. Have a great weekend!

What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

SeanBlazed   Charles Manson is getting married & my cousin Leah’s turtle is still single. Really makes you think.

helgagrace  I appreciate that Joan Crawford’s *Not the Girl Next Door* is right next to *Doris Day: The Untold Story of the Girl Next Door* #librarylife

Karate_Horse  i always thought it was a breakfast cereal but from what im hearing Trix is actually four kids smh

ellekaypea  Kid just left a large box of baked goods in the library. NOBODY PANIC. I’M TRAINED TO DEAL WITH THIS.

mocoddle  When you make allegations, you make an all out of eg and ate.

Kendragarden  Proverb: If you wait long enough, everything you love will become a cheap Target shirt.

annetdonahue  Screaming IT’S COLD!!! into every drive-thru speaker I can find.

oodja  “We played Dodgeball”

“Did you crush your enemies?”

“Yes.”

“And see them driven before you?”

“I heard the lamentation of the boys, too!”

bombsfall  the chill in your spine/ how the frost oblivion comes/ make tomato soup/ it’s cheap and warm/ make a grilled cheese/ by the demon- yummers!

bombsfall  winter’s death, winter’s murder/ your eyes behold the ending-dark/ get the afghan from the closet/ snuggle down with netflix

man_spach  I’m all about that glaze, ’bout that glaze.

andrewmorrisey   I don’t really care about anything but sweatpants anymore.

marlespo   The word “LIKE” has had a lot of unfair abuse over the decades when you consider Shaggy from Scooby Doo, inarticulate teenagers & Facebook.

mitdasein  Penis dentata #newdiseases

mitdasein  Hepatitis C++ #newdiseases

mitdasein  Fupus #newdiseases

kerihw  Scientist: But WHY is the bee population dying?

Scientist: No idea. *eats bee*

Scientist: Did you just eat a bee?

NorthernlionLP  the sun rises over a derelict city. crumbled skyscrapers, the ruins of our society. through a window, you spy: “download progress: 91%”

biorhythmist  Smells on this bus ride so far:

– strawberry yogurt

– caesar salad

– hobbit(?)

TwoAdults  Ezra: “Mama, let’s do some math!”

Me: “Baby, I’m driving and it’s snowy.”

Ezra: “Nevermind! You win the game! GET THIS WOMAN A SQUIRREL!”

SpaghettiJesus  Just forlornly cried out into the cold darkness “no, comeback!” to my formerly lap warming cat. My only regret is not buying a blanket.

stevelibrarian  Actually, the ethics in gaming journalism was in our hearts all along.

fierceflawless   The best reason to get married is so you can double dip.

donni  Sex is like the latest Radiohead album: I don’t have it, and it sounds weird.

missambear   It’s not you, it’s your personal brand.

vforrestal   Haunted libraries scare me the most, because while I love my job, it’s not exactly how I want to spend eternity.

PrimeTrim  Butts are all the craze right now, but I’m predicting that testicles will have their day v soon.

sbellelauren  not afraid to admit i’m afraid of will smith’s kids

MightyHunter   Local news commercials were click-bait before click-bait was cool.

GerryDuggan   The creator of “Choose Your Own Adventure” has died. Fav to mourn silently. Retweet to offer your condolence.

panikido   Jublia…. Sometimes I think the people who name drugs are on drugs

dubstep4dads  This Woman Took A Picture Of Her Face Every Day For A Whole Year. What You See May Shock You. She Looks Similar To The First Day But Older.

SeanBlazed after examining nelly furtado’s dna I can confirm. yes she is like a bird.

wordlust  Freedom isn’t free. It’s part of a Ponzi scheme.

hazelmotes1  *on a date*

*sucking up spaghetti*

*realizes the noodle is actually stray yarn from scarf*

*eats entire scarf to avoid admitting mistake*

wordlust  It really gets my goat when someone steals my goat.

drewmagary  “Purity by Jonathan Franzen” sounds like the world’s worst cologne.

heymermaid  Fenris: Let me tell you why mages are evil

Hawke: I am a mage

Fenris: Mages must be stopped

Hawke: I am a mage

Fenris: Thanks for listening

mat_johnson The Cosby rape issue is just he said versus she + she + she + she + she + she + she+ she + she + she + she+ she + she + she said.

kerihw   Listen, YOU asked ME if I “had a good weekend”. YOU asked ME. Why did you ask if you don’t want to know? Now sit down and look my rubbings.

WhirledRecord  TGIM -The Devil

rstevens  your password must contain three emoji, no food allergens, two award-winning motion-capture performances and an awkwardly long hug

RailbirdJ  Coworker just said, “first thing’s first,” and I asked them if they were the realest. Apparently no one else here enjoys pop culture.

gothiclibrarian  I have a book I’ve now renewed 179 times. I am going to throw it a party when it hits 200. #librarianshaming

Karate_Horse  In Australia the Outback Steakhouses are called “Jeff’s Punchin’ Corrals”

Caissie  There’s more than one way to skin a cat, but any way you do it, check yourself in for a psych eval after.

Fun_Beard  So far my new roofing business, “Roofies”, isn’t doing very well.

VaguelyFunnyDan  Oh, the weather outside is frightful, But my powers are so delightful, And since I don’t mind the snow, Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!

FrankConniff  Fun Fact: Original title of new Kirk Cameron film “Saving Christmas” was “Jesus Christ Conquers The Martians.”

apelad  If you ever travel back in time, don’t stand anywhere near Thomas Edison. The guy was 99% perspiration!

 

JasonLastname  One day someone’s going to teach karate to a sloth and it’s gonna look so much like the matrix

owlparliament  I identify as a childless grown woman that is trying to find the Napkin Man theme song online

zachreinert03  One of my friends was telling me about furry’s, where ppl dress up as animals & have sex and I was like whoa that is so weird, what is sex

BeTheBoy  I bet Milton Berle referred to you know what as “Miltie Pleasures.” (I hate myself for even thinking this)

vornietom  A superhero that rescues you but, like, emotionally

TheBosha  Waking up groggily on a Sunday and seeing a ton of notifications on your Twitter icon is the new “Oh god, what did I say last night?”

HelloCullen  Don Jon 2: Jon Jon

newpicnictime  Not getting enough Vitamin D? Join the class action lawsuit against The Sun

robwhisman  shouldn’t be called alvin & the chipmunks imo. alvin is also a chipmunk. should be called alvin & the other chipmunks. or just the chipmunks

stevelibrarian  Accidental Horcrux

annetdonahue  Writing Christmas cards and watching true crime documentaries just like Santa Claus himself.

nice_sugar_girl  My main goal in life is to stop saying “you too” when a waitress tells me to enjoy my meal.

hipstermermaid  Lego was originally invented as a way to train children to one day assemble Ikea furniture.

sad_tree  It was the having plenty of Doritos of times, it was the drinking the last dew of times.

TweetsofOld  Dear Santa: I want a toy cow. I am not afraid of you. -Tubby KS1899

trumpetcake  If you’re ever in court consider this: the judge could be a centaur and you’d never know.

shariv67   Flabbergasted is the fattest way to be amazed.

MBSecretTweet  Sawyer is not completely understandable when it comes to verbal communication, but he just gave me specific nacho instructions.

BeardSpice I have 2020 vision. I see the future.

matthaig1  WRITING TIPS: Sleep badly, have trust issues, resist physical contact, fight anxiety with red wine, eat peanut butter, speak to geese.

rikpayne  The second greatest trick the devil ever pulled was that one where he moved a coin on a piece of paper by using a magnet underneath.

shariv67  I came here today to teach you about optimism, but the class is only half full, so… bye.

norcross  there is currently a chorus of snoring dogs on my couch, and it sounds exactly like the tape Ferris Bueller used. note for note.

ImAmandaNelson  Love FB pictures of people running races. “Ran 10k, what did YOU do this AM?” Drank coffee in my flannels and it was boss, thanks.

bclevinger  Here’s how you get the internet classified as a utility. Force everyone in Congress to use Comcast for about an hour.

usedwigs  “I’ll go in soda, or milk… juice, whatever you need.” – flexible straw

jordan_stratton People who think diamonds are the hardest substance on Earth have obviously never tried to crack an unopened pistachio.

Cheeseboy22  Just completed my own accidental research study and my findings are that a Mr. Potato Head nose is 20% more painful to step on than a Lego.

Zaius13  Ugh. Why do people always interrupt me while I’m eating lunch? THIS STALL IS OCCUPIED!!

mitdasein  My preferred term is “Penile-American.”

UnvirtuousAbbey  “Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you,” saith the Lord.

GreyDeLisle I wonder what BAKED cookie dough tastes like.

sketchlibrarian  Crossfit is like the exact opposite of Fight Club because the first rule of Crossfit is to never stop talking about Crossfit.

EmmyA2  “Who are you?” “Someone who isn’t obligated to respond to strange men.” “I must know.” “Get used to disappointment.” #feministprincessbride

MassageByTed  The internet is down so we lit a trash fire in a 55-gallon drum and are singing doo-wop songs.

TheThomason  The most rewarding thing about watching a documentary is acting like the world’s leading expert on the topic for the rest of your life.

Lilacmess  Batter my heart three-ingredient’d burrito #johndonne

fanofhell  guy: hey that’s a great truck. what kinda engine?

me: [rubbing the hood] it’s got a truck engine

DangOlWill  Running for president of the united states on the platform of “Fuck the koopa kids.”

PrettyAllTrue  There is a lot more raking in adulthood than I imagined.

BtotheD  Thinking of opening a department store chain for wannabe rappers who are on a tighter budget. I’m calling it Jay-Z Penney.

bombsfall  I’m sad to announce that watching Borgia has only served to further dampen my ambitions to become pope.

tweet of the week

jlukeroberts  Make to-do-lists fun by writing them on the big white belly of a penguin.

What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

 

 

Follow Friday: Thrifting with Jenn

14 Nov

Today’s post features photos from when I went thrifting with Jenn. Have a great weekend!

What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

introvertedwife   I come out of the shower to find the dog cuddled around my laptop. What is she planning?

Jedimasterbator  Paying my speeding ticket at the courthouse. Jokingly told cashier to hurry it up a bit because I’d parked illegally. Ticket reduced by 35%!

BillCorbett  To reflect my general feeling about phone calls, new ringtone is John McEnroe yelling at chair ump “YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!”

InternetEh  #WeCanLandOnACometButWeCant even

kerihw  perhaps she is displaying her swollen anus in this way as a submissive gesture and we should accept by making ourselves look big

CMPippen  Finding out @Sweden lets citizens control its Twitter acct is like fnding out the well-behaved kids across the hall get to have class outside

SpaghettiJesus  What stupid idiot asshole called it Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 and not Ciao Bella? Twihards will get this.

nevesytrof  Cardamom is a lovely spice and also a nice thing to do to make her feel better about her age.

Smug_Lemur  Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies.

mjmetts “Your unsubscribe request was successful! Please allow 5-10 years for your request to be processed.”

badbanana  Next, let’s see if we can put Ryan Seacrest on a comet.

mrpilkington  I’ve called this same wrong number 3 times. The guy who answers and I developed a friendship. By that I mean he wishes I would stop calling.

NicestHippo  I simultaneously believe I’m the smartest and dumbest person who ever lived. Your move, psychiatry.

sbellelauren  almost got out of bed phew that was close

kellyasterisk  Anything is possible if you Coffee

CarriePotter_  *man shares his experience of having his feelings hurt by feminism*

me: ok but what were u wearing

him: why does it matter

me: were u drunk

Smug_Lemur  That 37th cup of coffee was a mistake.

zipoffs   in case somebody needs to know which disease sounds most like guacamole you can tell them it’s glaucoma

iamnotchjohnson  Dwayne #RejectedMuppets

Tyler_Holme   Donald Trump’s Hairpiece #RejectedMuppets

gradet   Notorious B.I.G. Bird #RejectedMuppets

ComedyCentral   Abby Cadaver #RejectedMuppets

timeblimp   Just A Big Ball Of Googly Eyes #RejectedMuppets

etherbrian  I think Kurt Vonnegut said it best when he said it through an empty paper towel tube.

trypnotik   I self-censored a Facebook comment today. It felt good. Like I was helping the wold know that I’m not that ignorant.

bombsfall  ah yes i remember 1994. the easy plane boarding. the gap clothing. the brown lipstick.

onenjen  I’m all about that bass, ’bout that bass, no salmon.

donni  I muted Kim and Kardashian years ago but now you assholes have forced me to mute “butt.” This is a sad day.

danforthfrance   Call me old fashioned, but I prefer a great big ass have a natural matte finish. You know, the ass next door sorta thing.

notnowthankyou   I don’t know much about women… No, that’s the whole tweet.

schmutzie  Somehow hipster fashion has gone from shades of old-timey and lumberjack to straight up where’s Waldo.

Caissie   I feel bad for Kim Kardashian because even though her butt looks beautiful, it doesn’t have a hole in it. :(

annetdonahue   YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A BUTT

VaguelyFunnyDan My “table to farm” restaurant is closing Sunday. Apparently guests were thrown by having their food taken away mid-meal & shipped to farms.

tastefactory   You know opossums aren’t good lovers because the O is silent.

donni  Just answered the phone at work. The caller gasped “Oh no!” and hung up. I was like “Same”

ProBirdRights  If you maybe see a corm bread with legs making rapid egress from a bakery, please disregard. it is none of you concern.

TheLDPage  Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

boominonion Pretty sure a teenage boy named the whales. For example:

-Sperm Whale

-Killer Whale

-Humpback Whale

AndyRichter  My wife is an excellent mother, & I try to be the best father I can be because fuck her she’s not going to beat me at this

rzarosco  Guy Fieri happened because some Cheetos got in a punch fight with a taco supreme

Slennon_  what idiot called it a motorcycle and not a street-doo

Cheeseboy22  I get scared when someone yells at me on the freeway. Thank you veterans, for being 1,000 times braver than me.

murrman5 *watches as you squint while looking at my résumé*

“they’re 5’s, the S key on my keyboard is broke”

dciskey  We at the Ciskeys have listened to over 20 models of leaf blower and our recommendation is: get a rake.

introvertedwife It’s one thing to curse a bracer or ring that you can’t remove, but what if you cursed pants? You’ll be running to get that fixed fast.

sad_tree  10 years ago we had Hope, Jobs, and Cash and now we have noth- *sees Doritos flavored Mountain Dew* Nm. I take it back. Thank you Mr. Obama.

danforthfrance  People think I’m smart but I’m watching a documentary on the history of mankind and just said, “I wonder who invented the onion ring.”

jordan_stratton  There’s no place like home. I mean, unless you live in a duplex. Then there’s exactly one other place like home.

IjeomaOluo  When you make a beautiful Italian pasta dish for you family and your son says “you know what would make this REALLY good? Fried rice.”

Cheeseboy22  Sometimes I’ll stop the treadmill at the gym and run in place. When people ask me what I’m doing, I’ll say, “Pretend stoplight.”

rzarosco  I don’t put my pants on like everyone else I split my body in half and shove each side up a foot hole from the bottom unlike you pussies.

LisaMcIntire  Ugh typo in previous tweet, deleting it, running to the woods, shunning society from now on

wutangcher  I hated art history bc it’s like “look at the art REALLY closely. u kno why there are 6 marbles in that bowl? the pope wanted it that way”

RxitWounds  “Bro, is your fly down?” *I look at my fly who gives me the nod* “Yeah man he’s down. Let’s go”

Patheticist  Polar Vortex sounds like a cool skateboarding bear from the 80’s.

iamcaroline  friday friday gotta get down on friday hide your kids hide your wife because a potato flew around my room too0o ma-ny cooks.

louisvirtel  At her “craziest,” Taylor Swift gives us an average Pink video.

nevesytrof  I love going to work, or as I call it, the Ant-Free Zone.

ElleOhHell  If you can’t handle my wurst, you don’t deserve my schnitzel.

murrman5  [after finding out baby carrots are just regular carrots cut that way]

coworker: you ok?

me: I think. how *starts to get up* long was I out?

HonestToddler  Asked her to put me down and she put me down. I don’t know sometimes it’s like she doesn’t even know me.

kibblesmith  It’s not eyeliner it’s guyliner

It’s not a romance it’s a bromance

It’s not a sandwich it’s a manwich

I’m not insecure I’m masculinsecure

InfiniteChicken  You didn’t hear the sizzle noise, but when I licked my finger and then touched myself, that is indeed what happened.

ianhmg  I don’t have mad skills, I have disappointed skills.

danforthfrance  I wouldn’t want to come back as a squirrel. Have you seen those little dudes? They work HARD.

matthaig1  Libraries aren’t just about books. They are almost the only public space we have left which don’t like our wallets more than us.

1chillboy  they say elvis died on the toilet, but it is there, sir, where I’ve truly lived

JosephScrimshaw  Come here you giant cup of beautiful coffee and lie to me about how much we’re going to get done today.

jimmy_sharpe  A spidey sense, but for bacon sandwiches.

annetdonahue I use Mail Chimp. For its pool. It thinks we’re friends, but I just want to go swimming.

iboudreau  I’ve been told I could be a hand model. Mostly for workplace safety PSAs though.

dubouchet  My cat Thumbs spoke his first human words the other night, and it was the entire song ‘Plush’ by Stone Temple Pilots! Such a cliché.

Krud  Until I was about 12, I thought one of my favorite singers was named Mario Speedwagon.

usedwigs  “Manly, let’s go skinny dipping.” – Laura Ingalls Wilder

“Manly, let’s go skinny dipping then murder Nellie.” – Laura Ingalls Wildest

annetdonahue  Do you think Matthew McConaghey will talk to himself while flying the spaceship like he does in those car commercials or no

biorhythmist  I want to be cremated. *checks schedule* maybe Tuesday

VaguelyFunnyDan  Mia pulled away, biting her bottom lip and sliding her panties over her hips, revealing herself to Liam. It was a vagina! Like, right there!

EmilyHenryWrite  At dinner with my family and my dad just managed to fling an olive across the restaurant so now I understand genetics.

kibblesmith

-One ticket for the Bacon Cruise.

-Sir, this is a movie theater. Those are just the actors’ names on the poster.

-I’d like to see a manager.

courtney_s  80s fashion wasn’t meant to be repeated it was something we were meant to LEARN from and be SORRY FOR

johnmoe  “Our street gang is all set. Now we just need a really creative original hand signal.” “Uhhh how about pointing an index finger?”

“Perfect!”

PrettyAllTrue  “Mother, I figured out how to make cake flour! I am like a god!” -Cooking at our house.

rstevens  All the world’s a spreadsheet

mitdasein  American flag bandanas are the best because nothing says “I love this country” like using its symbol to absorb sweat and postpone shampooing

badbanana  Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers.

Cheeseboy22  Write all you want, but I stop reading your Facebook status updates after 140 characters.

willgoldstein  I now own three LG appliances with the same “I’m done cleaning your stuff” song. My life goal is to time it so they play it in round.

RandiLawson  Don’t be too hard on yourself when you’re not feeling creative. There are literally 2 major league baseball teams named after sock colors.

mitdasein  Ah, the 90s. It’s all just a blur of faxing heroin from one startup to another.

johnmoe  I want to quit Twitter entirely. Therefore I will quit for at least an hour.

VioletThunk  Inside a urethra, it’s hollow ween every day!

introvertedwife  Ah, curry. You look like baby vomit but taste like angel vomit.

boominonion  I want to live in a world where anacondas are native to Djibouti.

deardilettante  The most efficient way to deal with voicemails is to put your phone in the driveway & back over it with your car.

BillCorbett Say a prayer for all the babies of this generation being named Bazinga.

iboudreau   I’ll say this for Kim Kardashian – she makes me realize I should do things other than Twitter.

SamGrittner  [commercial] A tired woman is dragging a coffin into the forest. “There’s got to be a better way!” NARRATOR: Introducing, sleeping bags

man_spach   American Horror Story: Voicemail Notification

dubouchet   I heard a rumor that Sir Richard Branson offered Robert Plant 800 million dollars to stuff Richard Gere up his butt.

SamGrittner  Dating Tip: If you like someone and get their number, wait a week before never calling them. People love it when you play impossible to get.

tanehisicoates   Always amazing to hear folks condemn Kwanzaa as “made up” because other holidays are, of course, the product of Newtonian physics…

kellydeal   There are only 3 guarantees in life: death, taxes, and guacamole is extra.

hatethedrake “My ideal woman? Well, it’s just me in a dress and heels with a bow on my head. Oh and fake eyelashes.” -Mickey Mouse

sad_tree   He was taken from us way too late. #RIPDonaldTrump

AstroKatie   New Graphic Compares Comet #67P to Size of Emptiness in Your Soul

10isMike Wait so somebody landed a comet on Kim Kardashian’s ass? (I slept all day.)

BuckyIsotope   A horror movie that’s just 2 hours of people opening cans of refrigerated biscuit dough.

ProfessorSnack   I didn’t name either of my boys after me because I didn’t want to eventually have to give up my email address.

VaguelyFunnyDan   So we can land a spaceship on a comet but we can’t make a simple kitten-sized elephant?

himissjulie   From now on whenever I see “not all men” I’m just going to mentally replace it with “too many cooks.”

TheThomason  If you suddenly see colored lights and White Rabbit begins to play, odds are the drugs you took were in a movie.

bombsfall “Have you seen Aragorn?”

“Actually around here folks call him Strider.”

“Why?”

“I have literally no idea.”

“Did he come up with this?”

“…”

iamchrisscott   Call it a “treadmill” all you want, I know a somersault machine when I see one.

tweet of the week

mtobey  In England, a Fleshlight is called a Blowtorch.

What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

 

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