Follow Friday: Hanami in Black & White

Here are some black and white photos from this year’s Cherry Blossom Hunt. Have a great weekend!

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ.See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

natewentworth  A ghost could be screaming into your butthole right. We don’t know.

Karate_Horse  [coach taps his right arm] “Bring in the belly itcher” [crowd boos]

kerihw  I will be the judge of how fun your fact is thank you.

biorhythmist Who called it a one-night stand instead of a layover

povertyluxe  How can i make crying while eating cake in bed a real job?

InfiniteChicken  Today’s generation will never know what it’s like to read lotion ingredients on the commode.

JElvisWeinstein  I love signing non-disclosure agreements…not that I ever have.

Smug_Lemur I drink eight glasses of water everyday just to be sure I never run out of tears.

SpaghettiJesus  My new kid’s book “Cats Don’t Share Laps” helps kids understand that cats don’t share laps.

annetdonahue  What if the Full House reboot is just a full episode of Too Many Cooks

SarcasticRover  <Earth opens a present> “Oh, it’s… what is it?” <Humanity smiles> “It’s good intentions! We got you good intentions!” <Earth sighs>

Home_Halfway  I don’t really think it’s fair that Dwarves get their own planet.

BookisherBunny  i like to answer the phone with OMG, hey i was just googling you!

longwall26 Idea: Always carry around a chicken, so if you’re murdered your chalk outline won’t just be the same old boring shit.

peb671  “My date fell into my cleavage” sounds like a good time, until you realize I’m talking about the fruit and not a person and now I’m sad. ok.

biorhythmist In lieu of a funeral dirge, have my pallbearers walk along a path made of bubble wrap.

DanMentos  lol my boss just called me into his office and told me I’ve been spending too much time on twitter. Hold on he’s saying something else now

lloydrang  “I really thought by now we’d all have robots,” he wrote, typing on a small device containing the sum of the world’s knowledge.

J__Swift  And autocorrect, please stop changing meds to “mess”. I KNOW.

karentozzi  Was visited by the ghost of Michael Jackson. He did that “shamone” thing and a spin and then just sat on the floor and ate a chicken pot pie

Vossvoyage  You may not like my inside voice, but you’re gonna love my karate kick, sucker.

TristinaWright  Eldest: what is this? Me: part of the sauce Eldest: pirate sauce? Me: no part of the– yes, pirate sauce Eldest: pirate sauce!

MassageByTed  Tattoo idea: Contents May Have Settled

joshgondelman  I’m kind of a “people pleaser” but way more of a “people sorrier.”

donni  Today could be the day you turn it all around! Probably won’t be, though

nathan210  Coworker just said “you have GOT to be crappin’ me.” He paused before saying ‘crapping’ as if he thought “kidding? No. Not enough. All in.”

ghostkrogh  her: what power would you want flight or invisib- me: flight her: oka- me: i want to be able to shit on ppl like birds do. i want to be free

nbadag  DATE: we should take this to the next level ME: —you want to meet sir nutsalot? DATE: *giggles* SQUIRREL IN MY COAT POCKET: wtf is so funny

SarahWoodwriter  150 years from now, Ben Affleck’s relatives will quietly ask PBS not to include that their ancestor ever played Batman.

sad_tree  [dating game show] So Joe, describe your perfect woman. -She’d have to take my loose coins and dispense cash Like coin star? –Yes

hippieswordfish  [dating gameshow] ‘kyle describe your ideal woman’ *looking thru notes* obedient, well groomed, house train- wait this is my ideal dog list

Brampersandon_  [dating game show] So, Brandon, describe your perfect woman. “She needs to be strong enough to lift me in and out of a child’s swing.”

UnFitz  Like grandma used to say, “You ain’t get to pick your family, who you fall in love with or your top tweet.”

SomeChrisTweets  Hi, it’s me, the guy who built Rome in two days, and I’m MAD.

SomeChrisTweets  FWD: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: THE DOGS HAVE LEARNED HOW TO EMAIL THIS IS YOUR DOG HELLO SUSAN

Caissie  I got this guy I like to tweet at me. I’ve still got some of it!

Choplogik  Saw a young person engrossed in conversation on the bus. Really? Totally closed off to the vast array of information online. Kids these days

asterios  BEST REASONS TO SMOKE WEED 1. It’s 4/20, brah! 2. I want to, dude! 3. I’m not high right now, man! 4. My life didn’t turn out great, amigo!

nickelbot82  Baby I put the pie and nap in pineapple

joshgondelman  If I ever say I’m thinking of becoming a vegetarian, what I really mean is in considering ALSO eating vegetables.

apelad  Nothing gives me a rush of adrenaline quite like letting it go to voicemail.

daemonic3  The year is 2035. The most popular form of surgical enhancement is adding a 3rd arm. The “selfie” arm.

apodixis  I have an idea for an app called Crumblr for people who want to look at emo pictures of coffee cake.

AnOrangeSNES  A fun prank to do is repeating the same mistakes over and over again until you die, it’s hilarious!

louisvirtel  Country music is a celebration of about four nouns.

NicestHippo  *crashes through your ceiling* Actually

weinerdog4life  Here at Applebee’s we have two rules, first, have fun, second, don’t ever push the button that says “bugs” on it

joshgondelman  My career is designed to keep my parents guessing what side of the pride/shame line they should be on.

gingerhwilliams  I clicked on a thing that said “3 Things Everyone Needs to Know About Toast” and now I kind of hate myself.

MikeDrucker  Alton Brown is played by Mark Hamill and nobody noticed.

bobvulfov   [art gallery] ME: ah it is brilliant. i must have it GALLERY MANAGER: sir that is the thermostat

batkaren  ME: TMI! COWORKER: All I said was that I had a good weekend ME: Save that shit for your blog!

markmarklittle  If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put u & i together, right after s & q and before d. That’d be fun, right? Just seein squid in there?

johnfreiler  please don’t leave me at the altar, that’s where i need you to sacrifice m

somelightcrying  PSYCHIC: hello ME: how did you know that

WhiskeySoured  All I’m saying is that the weather’s so nice, maybe you should cry outside.

ghostkrogh  After telephone booths were removed from major metropolitan areas, Superman was forced to change in Verizon Wireless section of RadioShack.

Karate_Horse  New Text acronyms: TAP = That’s A Plate (for when you see a plate) GLEN= you see a guy named Glenn #2P= bring your #2 pencil (obviously)

Jake_Vig  Lays down in the club like “I’m sleepy”

TheMichaelRock I’ll ironically use slang words until my kids stop using them.

jewfacekilla  Sorry I’m late. I put lotion on my hands and became a prisoner in my bathroom for 30 minutes.

hippieswordfish  LAWYER: as your lawyer i suggest you take the deal ME: u sure L: yes ME: k i trust you *leans out car window* ill take the 2 for $5 big macs

AmberTozer  If I ever find a dead body while I’m hiking I’m gonna be like finally

LawbsterSaid  Go ahead and vote for a man to be president, he’ll probably just get jizz all over the Constitution on the first day.

asterios  WORST VIDEO GAMES: –Assassins (Listening To) Creed  –Metal Gear Fudge  –Tom Clancy’s Dry Cleaning Is Ready, Can You Handle?

TheCatWhisprer  Turns out Parcheesi night was nowhere near as fun or tasty as it sounded. Would not recommend.

jerryRenek  When the universe collapses and time reverses, I’m definitely not looking forward to a whole bunch of visits to the bathroom.

ewfeez  “Oh, the humanities!” -Disappointed parent of a college student

AmishPornStar1  I can’t believe how old people my age are.

torahhorse  it’s hard to define “success” but for me it’s when 6 sparrows cook me breakfast using tiny pots and pans

kerihw  First time we’ve watched Frozen in three or four weeks so I’m coming to it fresh.

FakeLibStats  A tattoo on a librarian’s back is called a spine label

cloudypianos I like your hair, can I have it?

louisvirtel The only way I’ll see “Batman vs. Superman” is if it’s a divorce drama.

ryankresse  “Stop trying to make fetch happen.” – my dog

audipenny  [at job interview] “What’s your greatest weakness?” Yes

johnmoe  Plart Glorp: Mall Cromp 2: Gall Flott

biorhythmist  A blart is when you think you’re going to fart but then you accidentally blow yourself

ewfeez  [job interview NASA] On paper ur well qualified for our astronaut program. Would u say u have any weaknesses? “Well I can only shit at home”

MrsTomServo  I’m curator of the phallalogical museum. This is my supplier, Phil. He gives me the willies.

DelanieFischer I hope someone takes me shopping for my birthday. Grocery shopping.

somelightcrying  [sex] HER: talk confusedly to me ME: what HER: oh fuck yeah

eileencurtright  “Actually, urine appears nowhere in the canonical Calvin & Hobbes texts,” is always a good ice breaker with truck people.

PJTLynch Well sir, I doubt everyone will be so upset my desk is “infested” with caterpillars once the office is “infested” with beautiful butterflies

_mindflakes  If you ever need to escape a boring conversation just lie down flat on the floor and make a noise like a carpet.

Stapes  You guys, it’s been nearly 15 minutes since I last heard Uptown Funk, and I just wanted to make sure I was still aliv— never mind. All good.

Little Big's Tweet of the Week

Karate_Horse  i am actually zero degrees of separation from kevin bacon (because I am having sex with him right now)

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ.See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

 

 

Little Big Themes

You may have noticed that things look different around here. I have a fancy new blog theme and as such I’m having to rearrange and redo certain things to fit within this template. Which is not my strong suit. I usually require coffee, witchcraft, and sobbing in order to figure things out, but I usually do okay. I have a few people I can call in an emergency if things really aren’t going my way, but I want to stretch myself and learn this new blog theme myself, so I’ll only call on them if it’s a dire emergency. In the meantime, look around, enjoy the new digs, and tell me what you think!

 

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