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Today’s post features photos from one of my favorite neighborhoods in San Francisco — Japantown. Have a great weekend!
What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!
shariv67 Would the owner of a bright yellow PT Cruiser with license plate “CREWZIN” please reflect on all your questionable life choices?
keisertroll The Passion Of The Christ needs a dark, gritty reboot.
marlespo Just a reminder that Princess Peach porn exists.
J__Swift Maya was raped as a child, was a single teenage parent working as a stripper, and flourished. If I smell something weird I’m in bed all day.
morninggloria area idiot full of shit (DEVELOPING)
morninggloria Dick Dynasty
CNNyourmom BREAKING: Second Team Of International Observers Has Gone Missing In Your Mom
annetdonahue “I’m not like other girls!” *turns into a horse and gallops away*
AvoidComments I once showed a comments section to a man in Reno, just to watch him cry.
HelloCullen “I know three billionaires and you bet your ass this is the opening sentence of my cover letter” -opening sentence of my cover letter
catagator Today I Jogged Outside And Did Not Vomit Nor Die: A Compelling Sequel.
DrWrought I hope no one ever asks me what one thing I would take to a desert island because it would be Cool Ranch Doritos
JennyPentland Wilco uses Siri held up to NPR to get their lyrics.
CNNyourmom States Can’t Use IQ Score Cutoff To Stop Your Mom
CNNyourmom Even The Pope Thinks Your Mom Is Too Confusing
CNNyourmom Analysis Of Sewage Rather Grimly Reveals Your Mom
weinerdog4life I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you’re never, oh you knocked me down again, you are being very rude
theleanover Sext: dress up like Janine I’ll dress up like Egon and we’ll “cross the streams”
Molly_Kats Why Did I Start This Conversation: A Memoir
MBSecretTweet Todayyyyppppfft
annabreslaw Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I sat and ate things
sketchlibrarian I am convinced the only way people ran in the past without music is because bears were chasing them.
wordlust How are we going to prevent gun violence? We’re too dumb to prevent Adam Sandler movies.
introvertedwife Oh my fucking god, manboys acting that because a man created something, they’re all responsible. Uh huh, and who birthed that man?
MassageByTed Recently discovered Cap’n Crunch product-development memo: “Testers reported extreme soft-tissue damage; taste described as ‘OK’; proceed.”
Bagyants People ask, “How can you be so devilishly handsome AND highly intelligent?” And I respond, “Mom come on”
kerihw Does anyone know if there’s one weird old trick that Disney hates that will make a child stop singing Let It Go.
iboudreau Relationship status: being attacked by ants
SaraJBenincasa WHO WANTS TO GET WASTED AND WATCH THE NATIONAL SPELLING BEE?!?!
SomeChrisTweets Welcome to my Fretting Zoo. It’s like a petting zoo, except… You hate it, don’t you? I knew you’d hate it. You’re right, it’s stupid.
rstevens what I wanna know is exactly WHY the poop emoji is smiling
SomeChrisTweets Chase your wildest dreams as they madly snap the reins, careen through the fence, and scream into the horizon, too feral to ever be tamed.
oodja Is “Tyranny” the new collective plural for dragons? #dndnext
Bagyants Hey girl, are those real? [points to her feelings for me]
oodja Has someone turned Teen Beach Movie into a Dungeon Module yet- and if not, why? #dnd #surfelvesmustdie
mermaidpants Just saying I have a slipped disk wasn’t exciting enough. But honestly? It’s probably from excessive studying.
hateyouprobably I wish Edge of Tomorrow was real and every day we got to decide how Tom Cruise would die.
wordlust If you always believe in yourself and have complete confidence, you could be a sociopath.
BeTheBoy I’m not saying I will get Memorial Day nachos today, but I’m not saying I won’t either.
ApocalypseHow Just saw an article, “Keeping Your Memorial Day Feast Under 600 Calories.” Kinda says it all.
Thndrdomesticty We’d been on the road for an hour when someone lost their first body part. Fortunately, it was just a tooth.
rstevens dance like nobody’s watching, poop like a goose
theleanover My roommates are having a meeting about how to punish me for me kissing the coffeemaker when it beeped.
MrWordsWorth The most difficult part of anyone transitioning from working at home back into an office is learning how to fart quietly again.
RealBestHater Are you a traffic sign because stop.
PinterestFake Grow corn indoors I don’t know
MrsFridayNext Me: Are you bringing your good camera to the cookout? Bruce: Yes? Me: Good. If I’m going to shower today, I want photographic evidence.
BobScottCPA Say what you will about this Budget Host Inn, but the deviled eggs from their vending machine are tops—they only LOOK old
DaisyJDog What’s the difference between a Men’s Rights Activist and a dog? If you repeat yourself enough times a dog will learn. #YesAllWomen
mallelis The best English novels are the ones where the plot can best be summarized as “God, we used to have money”
MassageByTed I fell into a burnin’ lake of dickfish / I went down, down, down / the pain went higher / and it burns, burns, burns / this lake of dickfish
usedwigs Instagram filter to put clown shoes on gnarly “toes at the beach/pool” photos
BridgetCallahan Within the first two paragraphs, he uses the phrase “lived life to the fullest.” Basically this manifesto is the OK Cupid profile from hell.
weinerdog4life If you watch We Bought A Zoo backwards it’s about Matt Damon fucking up a zoo
wordlust Women: “I’m often harassed by men.” Men: “That never happens! Now shut the fuck up and smile, baby!”
wordlust Women: “I feel unsafe every day.” Men: “Big deal! I got friendzoned a couple times. It was brutal.”
danforthfrance I can’t wait to watch the new Star Wars some afternoon and for free on Netflix until I fall asleep.
trumpetcake Honestly how are we fitting all of these things in nutshells???
MassageByTed So, I did the time-travel thing, and although I didn’t find Hitler, at least Rod Stewart shouldn’t be a problem anymore.
manytypesoftea We should all be glad that we live in the glory days of you being able to get my amazing thoughts for free direct to your phone
mitdasein “Mrs. Jones, your son is underperforming in school because he is too relaxed.” “You mean…” “Yes. Johnny has a tension deficit disorder.”
joshgondelman Call me crazy, but I hope someday women have more rights than guns do.
longwall26 Freedom’s just another word for I eat hotdogs right out of the pot while standing over the kitchen sink. I eat them with my hands.
CNNyourmom Putin Brands Your Mom ‘Unacceptable’
farwent The unfettered joy of shopping without your child.
farwent It’s here. The day I catch up and get my whole life on track. After this, everything will always be perfect.
biorhythmist When choosing a new car the most important question to ask is: Can I see myself eating mashed potatoes in this?
mitdasein Now walk into the club like What up? I got kidneys the size of footballs.
AaronFullerton I hope Wolverine spends the whole movie opening Blu-Rays for the other mutants.
RockabillyJay When Ken passes out at a party, what does Barbie draw on his face?
owlparliament OH MAN I’m eavesdropping on a first date and bro is talking about how he doesn’t appreciate anything nice *and* he’s unemployed! Swoooooooon
wordlust Gnomes are on my shortlist.
shinyinfo Never trust a big butt and a smile. Or anyone. Or anything.
robkroese One of the bizarre things about being a writer is that I often can’t tell whether I’m working or not.
alex_tinsley Dear person in photography forum, please don’t shoot portraits with a “cannon”. Ouch.
weinerdog4life Fell down on the treadmill and squashed my burrito lol
legalmindedpunk Who wants to start a hardcore band w/ me where we scream about puppies, fulfilled dreams & how much better Rx plans are thanks to Obamacare?
audipenny So I’m just supposed to know that you can’t eat the outside of the pineapple, like I’m some sort of scientist
trumpetcake My ex-Lifecoach Romb (pronounced “Terrence”) nearly convinced me that a battered old sauté pan was his four-year-old nephew. Guy could talk!
InfiniteChicken what doe s anipple #SadGoogleSearches
InfiniteChicken google #SadGoogleSearches
InfiniteChicken papa john nude #SadGoogleSearches
GoonSquadSarah Forgot to shave one leg. Trying to convince myself that it is somehow punk rock.
mitdasein Comedians have a terrible need for validation. AMIRITE?
JesseWeller I can count the number of fireworks accidents I’ve had on my one hand.
ohnoCAPSLOCK Esme is pretending to use my old broken macbook, and just said, “Oh bummer! My internet is down.” The cloning process is clearly complete.
elliemce Stars! They’re just like us! [insert graphic of the sun wearing sunglasses shopping for groceries]
paulverhoeven TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL IS A FAR LESS LITIGIOUS SHOW THAN THE NAME WOULD IMPLY BUT IT DOES MAKE ME NAUSEOUS FOR OTHER REASONS
paulverhoeven My advice to my fifteen year old self? Stop feeling sorry for yourself, don’t be so damned clingy, and invent YouTube.
wolfpupy tried to come up with a animal to draw by tracing your hand besides a turkey. turns out hand shaped animals are rare. makes 1 mesed up dog tho
MariaMelee My son is telling me about the poisonous ass clouds in space.
usedwigs Twitter tech question: How do you turn off the Sad Trombone sound that plays when someone unfollows you?
ChipPope In today’s economy, a ticket to “Monsters University” is worth as much as a degree from most four year colleges.
TheBosha My booty is a temple.
emoryshatzer I’d love to deliver a speech to a graduating class of kindergartners. The first thing I’d say is, “One day all of you will be hella tired.”
biorhythmist You wouldn’t download a burrito. Wait, what am I saying, of course you would. That would be amazing.
What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!
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