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Follow Friday: Thrifted Maternity Highlights

February 6, 2015 by Carrie Anne Leave a Comment

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Today’s post features photos from my Thrifted Maternity series. Click on the photo to see the whole post from the series. Have a great weekend!

What is Follow Friday? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

allisonthemeep   Whoever coined the term “homewrecker” obviously didn’t have children or pets.

theleanover  *tapes rocket engines to skis* So long, suckers!

slackmistress  When people say “she’s in a better place” I assume they mean an all-you-can-eat hotwings bar.

iboudreau Things I’ve considered adding as “skills” to my LinkedIn profile: – Explosions – Alien wrangling  – butt – Directions to the gun show – updog

mode7games   my fellow americans…pika-chu! pika-chu! pika-chu! pika-chu! pika-chu! pika-chu!…sorry, just let me finish this match…

SassyE  I tweet for the people who take their lunch breaks in their car cuz you only have energy to socialize when you’re being paid for it

Jackclemens1  You ever try to step over a cat, then the cat panics and runs exactly where you’re stepping? That’s my mission statement.

slackmistress  Ten more breakup days before Valentine’s Day!

asterios I’m a real “comedian’s comedian’s least favorite comedian”

donni

  • COP: Anything you say can and will be used against you—
  • ME: Handcuff keys
  • COP (to his partner): Damn, this guy’s good

TheThomason  What turned Americans against science? Hard to say, but in my heart I’ll always know it was the “I fucking love science” facebook group.

notbedelia  I was like, really good at being a baby.

HelloCullen obviously the new Harper Lee book is going to be called the “Chronicles of Gnarnia: Electric 2galoo: Katniss Strikes Back”

mitdasein  2 Kill 2 Mockingbird

mocoddle  ·5now Mockingbird5

boominonion  To Kill A Joke Format

joshgondelman  Okay but isn’t every winter the winter of our discontent?

OhNoSheTwitnt

Teen: I can’t even.

Me: Oh you’d be surprised.

SpaghettiJesus I have to eat my fried chicken like I’m in prison bc my cat.

SpaghettiJesus  The saddest part about dying is that you can’t make dead people feel bad for having been horrible monsters in life.

snazzmania  still convinced katy perry & zooey deschanel are the same person like some kind of hannah montana situation

mgoldst  Graphic Design Candy Hearts:

  • LETS KERN
  • NICE GRID
  • BE MY LIGATURE
  • MAKE THE LOGO BIGGER
  • CAN YOU DO THIS FOR FREE
  • GOOD FOR YOUR PORTFOLIO

YWIR  Let’s just keep stealing rocks from other planets until earth is the biggest one. That’s the plan, right?

lieberian  The number one song on the day I was born was “Eye of the Tiger” which explains a lot, really.

robfee  Next season on The Walking Dead, Rick finds a cure for the zombie virus but won’t give it to Carl because he believes vaccines aren’t natural.

shutupmikeginn  Do people who brew their own beer know about money?

saraterror  Okay. Rant over. I’d take my crabby pants off now, but they’re made of actual crabs, and their claws are buried deep in my flesh.

annetdonahue  What if real sharks watched the Super Bowl and consider Katy Perry’s dancers an act of war

amydillon  My husband’s superpower is snoring loud enough to wake me up, but not so loud that I could use it as my insanity defense in a murder trial.

Zaius13  Do they make a vape for cheese yet?

FMO_Nick  #MillennialJeopardy

  • Can You Even…?
  • Actually, Literally Cool
  • Hashtags
  • Famous Virgin Losers

MagnetCarta  #MillennialJeopardy

  •  Micro-Aggressions
  • Gif Pronunciations
  • Bad Movie Podcasts
  • Finish The Clickbait Quote

Caissie  What is more embarrassing than breaking off a plastic fork in your food because you are eating so hard? Nothing. The answer is nothing.

mitdasein  Time is an illusion. “Hammer time” is an allusion.

NicestHippo  Joke’s on you, people trying to make me feel bad about Valentine’s Day — I feel bad every day

introvertedwife  Women’s clothing sizes are decided by a giant wheel. This shirt shall be *spins* a medium!

lisaxy424  Everyday I’m bufferin’. – Hulu

drewtoothpaste  They say you get more conservative as you age, which hopefully means most babies are Marxist

kerihw  Hey girl are you a packet of cereal in transit because maybe you could settle for me.

CriminelleLaw  a therapist is like the ultimate friend: you get to talk about yourself as much as you like and they’ll never ask you to help them move

DamonHunzeker  Only six more weeks of life on Earth. Stupid groundhog.

sbellelauren  saw the abs of katy perry’s back up dancer & let’s just say i would like to jump the shark

kerihw  The name’s Bond. James Bond. B-O-N-D. Bond. Like pond. Bond. As in my word is my Bond. Bondybondybondy. Buh-ond. Bond. Boooond. Bond.

norcross  This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

ItsTheBrandi  “I’m very angry about inaccurate snow forecasts by meteorologists but lemme ask this rodent what’s the weather forecast for spring.”

IjeomaOluo  You know what? I’m just gonna say it. Pretty sure groundhogs aren’t real.

iboudreau  These aren’t measles. They’re Freedom Spots.

SeiPhi  They keep referencing a “clean pocket” and I don’t get what Gwyneth Paltrow has to do with this game. #SBXLIX

jenniferdaniel  When do babies learn to cry on the *inside* like mommies and daddies?

drewtoothpaste  My small satisfactions in daily life are quickly shut down by my internal shame for being proud of being slightly functional

meetar  Nothing says weekend like a showeromelet

DrJenGunter  if a “natural” lifestyle prevented measles no one would have ever had it before 1920

aimlessamers  I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not even an actor.

johnmoe My pick for Super Bowl might be a little surprising and controversial but I say a pack of rabid raccoons wins, final score 116.8-grapes.

adamisacson  I exercised my God-given right not to vaccinate our cat. Now, whenever my kid’s classmates start coughing up hairballs, I just play dumb.

norcross  A haiku for today.

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  • Your haiku could not be found.
  • Try again later.

SomeChrisTweets NEW SPORTS: -Crimeball -Conversation Pit -Suddenly Triangles -Interrobanging? -Murder Escape -Eggnog… (Truly) -Thunderdome Palindromes

OhNoSheTwitnt  Commercial: Why settle for less? Me: Laziness mostly.

audipenny  Missed connection: You were asleep. I crashed through your window with like a trash bag of poems. Can you wake up and read these

senderblock23  When the moon hits your eye, you’re for sure going to die, that’s how that works

DanMentos  3yo: daddy, how many butts do spiders have? me: [without hesitation] eight, next question

theleanover  Toast and ‘Odelay?’ Sounds like a real bread & Beck fest.

Toaster_Pastry  My week on Twitter: I gained 6 followers, and lost my self-respect.

mocoddle  The CDC needs to trace the epidemiology of sleeveless tees and vests with nothing on underneath.

ashley_barnhill  You don’t have to be alone on a deserted island to draw a bloody handprint face on a volleyball and make a new friend

AddledPixie  “Desperate times call for desperate measures” I say as I rub tuna juice on all 3 cats hoping it will make them groom each other & get along.

robfee  Are you an Introvert? Extrovert? Outgoing Introvert? Incoming Outrovert? Inverted Trapt Concert? Reclusive Dessert? Invertebrate Polo Shirt?

luckyshirt  HEY. HEY YOU. I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU. HEY. I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU AND EVERYONE YOU HAVE EVER LOVED. HEY. DID YOU HEAR ME? -small dogs

ImAmandaNelson  Hair so big just shut it in a car door.

shariv67  The best thing about being a lifelong Boston driver is that I no longer fear death.

weinerdog4life It’s time to talk about the birds and the bees, and the birdbees, and beebirds, and the space ducks, and moon bats, and goose from top gun

ItsSuebob  Hey Gwynnie, I get a steamy vagina for free every time I wear those jeans with 5% spandex.

markleggett  Unemployment gives you time to follow your true passion: Worrying about money.

shhrugg  How many light bulbs does it take to change a person

donni  Realizing you’ll never have a realization that changes everything is a realization that changes everything

DavePolak  I need a vending machine that dispenses pies.

UnicornFlavored  I want Super Bowl snacks without the football. A super BOWL party that’s just bowls of snacks. Yes.

benicus_rex  is Zooey Deschanel real or just a mason jar with bangs

radtoria  Actually it’s pronounced po-kay-mon not po-kee-glurrrbbub [jocks are already dunking my head in the toilet]

introvertedwife  Is anyone else concerned that the Budweiser commercial puppy isn’t aging?

morninggloria  Can’t wait for the all-girl reboot of the US government

donni  I’ve become the thing I dreaded most: An older version of me

AmyTheFrone

  • Morning person: “Hiiiiiiiiiii!”
  • My brain: “Good morning. Say good morning.”
  • Mouth: “please die.”
  • Brain: “or that.”

 

torrami  Is That Chocolate or Poop: A Mother’s Story

ShesAllWrite  Today I tried to say, “I woke up with a headache,” but it came out, “I was born with a headache,” instead. That feels about right.

usedwigs  I have a friend with the last name Hopps and I just wished her a “Hoppy Birthday” and no, I never get tired of crushing it on Facebook.

sbellelauren  i eat everything with my hands so yeah i’m on the paleo diet

tarashoe

  • ME: i’d like to get rid of all this
  • PERSONAL TRAINER: you’re just making like one sweeping gesture around your entire body
  • ME: and my head

ThinkingSavage  My resume is just a list of all the things I’ve done to try and give myself Spider-man’s powers.

protolalia  Why is it romantic when a man proposes marriage with a lip-synching flash mob, but when I line up 50 cats to spell MARRY ME it’s just crazy?

MassageByTed  I keep imagining the cast of Designing Women as the new Ghostbusters and it’s really perfect.

jenlaw_11  Women come into this country and take our ghostbusting and ghost related jobs

hendrixart  My super bowl party fantasy is to dip dip into a bowl of dip.

Smethanie  My dermatologist is the same age as me, and while he was getting his medical license, I was getting the tramp stamp he’s now removing! Life!

SomeChrisTweets  Hey, Cheryl, can you have that thing on my desk by five? We are all scared of that thing, Cheryl. I do not care how you capture it, Cheryl.

tomw1984

  • Me “you remind me of the babe.”
  • Her “what babe?”
  • Me “the pig in the city.”

joshgondelman  If you pour ranch dressing on kale, both evaporate.

Robby_Phillips  If you’re about to post a song lyric on social media, ask yourself is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it n reverse it

JTrainNeil  There’s nothing we can do, Governor. His last meal request was Olive Garden’s never ending pasta bowl.

junkyard_jake  A gaggle of geese. A murder of crows. A nope of laundry.

drewtoothpaste  When grocery cashiers don’t recognize my produce, I say “It’s an orange.” That’s worked 100% of the time for 15 yrs in 3 different countries

WHEREISWALTJNR Make yourself indispensable at work by hiding everything.

eeethanford

  • bearposse?
  • ‘No’
  • panthersquad?
  • ‘No’
  • lioncrew?
  • ‘No’
  • wolfgang?
  • ‘Perfect’

-Mozart’s parents

tweet of the week

thetigersez Don’t worry teens, it gets better. Then it gets worse. And better again. And then you die.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

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Follow Friday: Home Harvest

January 23, 2015 by Carrie Anne Leave a Comment

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Today’s post features photos from our garden’s harvest a few years ago. Have a great weekend!

What is Follow Friday? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

annetdonahue  Hotel California is probably the weirdest Yelp review ever written.

HelloCullen   I don’t want to be all Gervais after 2 Spritzers but the story of God and the Devil is essentially God quelling a democratic uprising

nevesytrof  On my first homebuilt computer way back when, it took forever for me to get BIOS to recognize the CD-ROM drive. I just wanted the D:

MyPolishFace  hi yes I can’t come to work today I discovered photos of cats laying on glass you understand

rstevens  the big takeaway from my dream last night about having to clean up after a murder is none of you helped me at ALL

trumpetcake  Am I an “artisanal hat maker” or just a guy who loves folding newspapers into fun shapes?

RailbirdJ  @exlibris Not having a phone means you poop in a horse barn? Holy shit, I can’t lose this thing.

wordlust  I am not afternoon drinking! It’s still morning.

atrubens  Tweet for well-educated sophisticates ONLY: Finnegans Wake? More like Finnegans BAKE! My man Jimmy J must’ve been smoking that STICKY ICKY

farwent  Ugh, just spilled club soda and salt everywhere, no idea how to clean up the stain.

TheCatWhisprer  The rhythm did get me and then threw me back.

drewtoothpaste  You’re Not Going To Believe Which Celestial Body Provides Our Whole Planet With Heat And Light… And No, It’s Not Proxima Centauri!

cloudypianos  Can’t stop thinking about how Mr. Darcy probably had bad teeth.

donni  You can’t teach an old dog particle physics

DrMaldoror  Are you all being mindful? I hope you’re being mindful, everyone. We should all be mindful together. Let’s FUL our MINDS, y’all. #mindful

shariv67  Baby, I’m gonna take your body to places it’s never been before like a meat locker or the bottom of the ocean.

mothra04  Oh Nacho Cheese, I know it’s been a while but I love how we can just pick right up like no time has passed.

MrsSchil  Totally played it cool when I nearly fell off the hip adductor machine today.

MJMcKean  Anne was the Shemp of Brontes. Discuss.

Ristolable  I’m mad that Obama invented taxes

himissjulie  getting irrationally angry about sht that probably doesn’t matter: the julie jurgens story.

ninjaandpirate  “I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can not kill my loved ones with the powerful force beams that blast out of my eyes” –Cyclops

ImAmandaNelson  New favorite hobby: sorting Twitter friends into Hogwarts houses

vornietom  For verily, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for me to go to the Trader Joe’s on 14th St without screaming

TheLevelArc  Somewhere out there is a font that’s right for me.

momopface  I think every good deed deserves to be followed by an even better sandwich.

palinode  Just sit right there, I’ll tell you how I became the top mortgage broker of a town called Bel Air.

MaraWritesStuff  Blanket statements are always bad and should always be avoided.

InternetEh  I wish my coworkers weren’t anthropomorphized Twitchy comments sections

joshgondelman Feed a fever. Starve a cold. Sob away a hangover.

slackmistress  Getting a Chico’s targeted ad is my version of my lifeclock going red.

willgoldstein  “Deck the halls with Buddy Holly…” – best toddler misheard lyric ever.

redsesame  I just tried to put a hot tea kettle away in a cupboard, so HELLO FRIDAY HOW ARE WE DOING

DataPointed  13 Burritos You Would Rather Be Eating

coolguyzone  a Keurig machine but it makes a single slice of pizza

BtotheD  Dick Poop was my go-to name on Oregon Trail. From dysentery survivor to Oscar nominated cinematographer. That man deserves his own biopic.

iboudreau  “Hey / I just met you / and this is crazy / but please stop preaching the gospel on this bus because I’m super hungover”

 

Cheeseboy22  One of my 1st grade students wore his brother’s Axe Body Spray to school today and all the girls started calling him “Giovanni.”

hellolanemoore that stage of being sick where you’re just singing Neil Young’s “Helpless” over & over again in your bed alone while staring at the wall

IjeomaOluo  Can you tell everyone I died from autoerotic-asphyxiation? Death by pineapple is embarrassing.

msdanifernandez  I’ve got 99 problems and almost all of them are my student loans.

FarrenSquare  “When it’s bed time, you can sleep.” A four year old’s best attempt at comforting words.

figgled  Things Women Over 30 Should Never Wear 1. exploding glove 2. ham sandwich 3. flaming fireplace 4. Dead bird helmet 6. shark eggs

ApocalypseHow  You can tell Queen Elizabeth’s on Twitter because she ends all her tweets with #WOLO

mitdasein  I’m pretty legit, but I could still quit.

MagpieLibrarian Why do teachers always have Earthlink or Hotmail emails accounts? Are they OK?

kerihw  1. Claim to have spoken to God and speak on his behalf. 2. ??? 3. Prophet.

vornietom  Made my grandpa change his will to leave all his clothes to Macklemore, dude sounds like he needs them

GirlCthulhu Tired of people asking if I’d win in a fight with Mothra! WHY DO WE HAVE TO PIT STRONG WOMEN AGAINST EACH OTHER?

iboudreau  This Google Glass news is going to hit the RoboCop community really hard

TySmithdrums  I put marshmallows in my coffee because I’m a man, Sharon, and you are not. Go lift your weights and leave me be.

UncleKermit  For a healthy person, I drink a lot of cough syrup.

missambear  some dude grabbed my butt at the bar earlier so i grabbed him and introduced him to every woman there as “the guy who grabbed my butt”

HelloCullen  I would request a bunch of Ambien as my last meal so I would look hardcore as hell by falling asleep at my own execution

HelloCullen  “Guys not only are ghosts real but there is a big mean one in charge who doesn’t want y’all eating shrimp no more” – the Bible

ecareyo  Mostly surprised I’m not a sociopath from the amount of time I spent watching the Weather Channel as a child

HelloCullen  Seal Team 6 shoots my 3rd hamburger of the day out of my hands

MassageByTed  After the aliens land, the one with the big head grabs my throat. “Take me to your top Yelp-rated gastropub,” he growls. “I have a Groupon.”

HelloCullen  TOP MONSTER TRUCKS IN THE GAME RIGHT NOW: *The Problem of Evil *Hell Champion *Tubthumper *PuttBlug *Glen *Jeep Wrongler

vladchoc  Carbin’ up for a marathon this weekend (Xena, seasons 2-4 ).

slackmistress For the price of a Starbucks Latte, you can feed a hungry kitten a Starbucks Latte.

Smorgasboredom  Are you there God? It’s me, Margarine. I’m a butter imposter made from nothing found in nature and you have no power over me. Ha!

boominonion  I’ll be there for you/When it’s convenient for me/ I’ll be there for you /When there’s nothing on tv

boominonion  I’ll be there for you /But I won’t help you move

vladchoc  You guys look really nice today. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Even if they point to specifics and speak in a booming, echoey voice.

ohhhwhoops  Time to do a line of cookies.

SomeChrisTweets  It is important to stay hydrated. The capsules lining your insides must continue sprouting into tiny foam dinosaurs. It is imperative.

 

EmVeeGreen  I tangled with glitter spray paint and it won, man. It won.

scottjohnson  My favorite thing about cats is how they have zero comprehension regarding their internet significance.

theleanover  I’ve thought it over, genie, and I’m definitely using my last wish to add monster truck wheels to my Nissan Cube.

PJTLynch  The most practical use of invisibility cloaks will be getting your lunch out of the fridge at work without someone trying to talk to you

Thndrdomesticty  “Check engine” is like “PC LOAD LETTER,” but for cars.

Lilacmess Had a dream I started performing and touring with Garth Brooks. Is it because I have friends in low places?

TheCatWhisprer My secret to fighting wrinkles is just getting fatter.

theshamingofjay  Sorry I forgot your name when we were introduced and right now when you’re saying it again.

weinerdog4life  Keys to Success • Confidence • Business Man Suit • Briefcase full of mayonnaise

pontiuslabar  But what if the pale rider is carrying a ukulele? Are we prepared for that?

VaguelyFunnyDan This is a difficult time. But in my heart at least, & in the hearts of all Americans, Guardians of the Galaxy is nominated for Best Picture.

usedwigs Unpopular Girl Scout Cookies – Sugar-Free DisappointMints – Hamoas – Peabo Bryson Patties – HashTagalongs – Raisin Blunders – Shortbeards

EmilyHenryWrite  It’s just realllllyyyyyy hard to tell if a movie is any good if it’s made by a woman. So many pads and tampons getting in the way!!

MightyHunter  “Why don’t you get off Twitter for awhile and focus on job hunting so you don’t have to eat your cats?” Good call, internal monologue.

EmilyHenryWrite My Myers Briggs personality type is Just Did a Load of Laundry That Was Almost Exclusively Fuzzy Socks.

Journalgirl  TIL: make sure it’s a tissue from your pocket—and not a dryer sheet—before blowing your nose.

STACEYNIGHTMARE  Woke up early to go shitting!

tweet of the week

vladchoc  I may not be the smartest person on here, or the best looking, or the nicest, or the most successful, but I am, loosely speaking, not dead.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

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