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Follow Friday – The Flower & The Bee

11 Apr

Today’s post features photos from last year’s sunflower garden. Have a great weekend!

What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness hereWould you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

 

introvertedwife  #ruleforgirls Kill the mage first. Always kill the mage first.

rstevens  When I take over for Letterman, my interview policy will be simple: Unimpressed with any “celebrity” who was not on Star Trek. #standards

MommyMG  The biggest problem I see with making your own nut milk is all the time you’ll inevitably waste laughing at the phrase ‘nut milk’

VioletThunk  Pineapple makes cheese stick taste weird, news at 11

lemoneyes  That one’s practical. Feeling lonely? Review recent actions to see if you’ve been murdering people. If yes, that’s probably the cause.

owlparliament  The higher the hair, the closer to ghosts.

TheNextMartha  Gluten free cereal boxes come empty. It’s the boxes you eat.

andrewmorrisey  Damn girl are you this weird guy who just sat down right next to me on this otherwise empty bus cause you make me want to get off.

theleanover  Stopping at Starbucks to dick around on the internet before I go home to dick around on the internet.

PinterestFake  Single serving carrot cake recipe you can make inside your mouth

Bagyants  Concerned about how many times in my life I’ve had to say the words “Why is this sticky”

suebob  I gave the dog a $5 bully stick and she’s out there chewing on a root she dug up.

ScrewyDecimal  Meeting icebreaker. Had to give my “DJ” name. I went with DJ Rita Book, because that’s what the kids call me sometimes. I will never be hip.

rstevens  I bet I could do some really terrible stand-up

LaOrganista  Gawd I love Mexican food. Or as I like to call it, food.

Thing_Finder  Frankly, I’m tired of hipsters. The one in my basement is not even moving anymore.

rstevens  I can’t believe they’re rebooting the Spice Girls and swapping out Ginger for Pumpkin.

sarcasmically  Look, I’m trying to assume the best of everyone but everyone is making it really hard.

wordlust  I never self-promote! If you come to my shows and read my articles, you’ll see that.

ScrewyDecimal  Car mechanic calls me back. “Well, you have big problems,” he says. YOU DON’T KNOW THE HALF OF IT, SIR.

mothra04  I’m hungry like a wolf. So I’m probably gonna have a rabbit or elk for lunch.

morninggloria  No ad for contraception will ever be more persuasive than a crying baby in public.

shariv67  If Björn Borg and Björk had a kid, I bet they’d name him something really weird. Like Steve.

gregg_mc  Why don’t people tell me to check myself anymore? It’s like they WANT me to wreck myself

TheNextMartha  Doctor told me not to exercise today like it might have been a possibility.

morninggloria  Stock photo search for “peeping tom” produces picture of cat hiding. Almost as good as the time “dry humping” led to pictures of camels.

biorhythmist  Hey girl I don’t know if you’re into bad boys but I just watched this three year-old pour a gallon of milk into a litter box

FashFlood  Saw a white male backing way up to photograph a hummer with his iPad on my way home, so there’s that.

SpaghettiJesus  I’m the type of idiot to click on an Internet video and immediately, once I remember Internet video ads, close the window.

drewtoothpaste  The exact moment you get old is when you hear some fusion jazz and you’re like “yeah… yeah, this kinda owns” and start nodding your head

annetdonahue  Well I for one thought Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce had British accents until last month.

marlespo  superconglomerates is an anagram of superconglomereats

HelloCullen  I was only ever on the JV Yard Work Team at Dad High

slackmistress  Fake it ’til you make it is great advice. I’m about to perform my first open heart surgery!

perlapell  Swimsuit diet = get bigger swimsuit and make a quesadilla to celebrate.

briangaar  Not into board games. Those nerds are just showing off the fact that they know three people.

josephesque  I am in charge of 6 children right now, and I only know where 3 are.

Ed_Cunard  It amazes me to think there are people who actually *pride* themselves on trolling. “This,” he exclaims, “this is the thing I am good at!”

ericschroeck  Turns out proof pudding is gross.

jeffsaporito  Entertaining babies is fun. It justifies the fact I just ran around my house on my tiptoes yelling “boogers! boogers! boogers!”

MassageByTed  Can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs. Not to mention getting them, which as I understand requires you to have sex with a rooster.

biorhythmist  RT if you got petfaced at 7:30am

rstevens  Confused why 4/20 is Easter and not World Pizza Day like normally

weinerdog4life  If swag means a sweater with two cats on it, then yes I have that.

nayele18  People will let you in line in front of them if you tell them your therapist said you’re all better and won’t hurt anyone pass it on.

michaeljnelson  Students: when asked to write a paper on Geo-politics, babble for a 1000 words, end w/ “or are we just pawns in the ultimate game of chess?”

michaelwaskom  I would like to see a study where researchers from different disciplines estimate the percentage of studies in their field that are crap

morninggloria  The system has got to be rigged if even after all this he hasn’t been promoted at least to Lieutenant Colonel America.

SomeChrisTweets  You scream, I scream, we all scream forever.

TheNextMartha  Did facebook get rid of the “hide this person” feature? That was my favorite.

SenileDonDraper  .@AnnCoulter Do you wanna build a snowman?

Brentweets  I think the biggest thing I learned at the University of Phoenix was how to deal with tough challenges while in my underwear.

TheBosha  Google Glass reviews gloss over the repair costs from all those punches in the face.

owlparliament  You’re up late! What would you like to worry about? • work • sex • children • money

mariannecanada  We call the baby Go and it occurs to me that Go Canada sounds like a travel campaign.

twelveyearsold  and grandmother, what big teeth you have! i honestly don’t recall you being this grotesquely deformed

josephesque  I went nearly 9 years as a parent without a good ol’ vomit-inducing knee to the groin, which was a pretty good streak of you ask me.

waferbaby  A Kickstarter to buy headphones for all those people who play their music out loud on the bus. The headphones are made of fire.

thecorbettkid  6yo wanted a step by step instruction on how i put a lightsaber from one pic into another. so tomorrow will include a photoshop lesson.

VaguelyFunnyDan  Sorry, Officer. I forgot that in this “free country” you can’t “take money” from someone’s “purse” & spend it over “the” course of “8 days”.

palinode  There’s no link to Extreme Pinterest, just a bunch of explosion sounds.

mocoddle  ”Love Shack” by the B-52s is better when you sing it as “Lovecraft, HP Lovecraft.” “I’ve got me an old god, he’s as big as a whale…”

robfee  1. Find an old cooler 2. Draw a barbed wire tattoo on it 3. Put a backwards Yankees hat on it 4. You just turned a cooler into a coolest

JRehling  If courts keep striking down gay marriage laws, how can we protect people from things other people are doing that don’t affect them at all?

ProfessorSnack  You’ll have to pry this cold dead salami from my hands.

DrWrought  wish me luck tomorrow, I plan on existing

aprilage  I decided to just let go and let God and you think he’d be able to help but he couldn’t fix the internet either. So

Mortimusgerbil  Fact: Wet toddlers are 73% urine and the rest is boogers. They use complex physics to just hold themselves together.

TheMissyBaker  Put on a sports bra. So far the left one’s winning!

ProBirdRights  When I sit in middle of a pizza, I am the sun and pepperoni my moons.

ecsuperhero  I just bought five different flavors of jams and preserves. My spring break is out of control.

infinite_ammo  Final Fantasy VI is 20 years old. In other news: I fear death.

weinerdog4life  Well now that I think about it, releasing those doves at the grand opening of our ceiling fan store was a bad idea.

ibid78  Breadsticks so unlimited they’re not constrained by your morality, your physics, the limitations of simpler minds. Nietzsche’s breadstick.

waferbaby  This is not something I ever expected to tweet, but I just found some overpowered Legendary Fart Pants in Diablo III.

MommyMG  my personal battery is low. I’m going to beep an alarm for the next four hours to alert everyone to this.

loather  My cat pretty obviously has no idea what hissing means. I think he thinks it’s just a fun sound to make for guests.

BeTheBoy  I trust the all of the dogs I know more than some of the people I know.

corrinrenee  My tax return is $22. Party at my place.

slackmistress  Today is Reconciliation Day! Settle your old grudges to make way for new ones.

johnmoe  My kids never agree but their rallying to the cause of “go out for ice cream because it hit 70 today” was like an old political convention.

morninggloria  One of my favorite things about training for a marathon is declining plans because I have to run the next day. I call it “the race card.”

earthfalcon33  please send thoughts and prayers as my goldfish died today while i was walking him

wordlust  I have cabin fever! I should not have shared needles with that cabin.

mitdasein  We lost a lot of good men in the cola wars.

WhirledRecord  Everything happens for a reason except people signing up for a service that tweets how many people unfollowed them every day.

Mortimusgerbil  Being Canadian sometimes means you accidentally apologize to people for having apologized to them. Then you apologize again because ACCIDENT

waferbaby  It’s better to have written the email and never sent it, then it is to have never written the email at all.

nayele18  Appearing like I have my shit together is a full-time job.

luckyshirt  Hey girl are you a function key? Because I can see myself never really understanding what to do with you and getting it wrong mostly.

IamEnidColeslaw  fuck you, shooting star! I make my OWN wishes come true. for example, I just ate an entire jar of peanut butter

mitdasein  ”That’s not a bug. It’s a feature.” – God, after inventing the mosquito

tweet of the week

biorhythmist  As typos go, “I miss your, asshole” is a pretty good one.

What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness hereWould you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

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