–Car’s broken, computer’s broken, I’m broken. Next question.
–(I’m typing this courtesy of a computer my Fairy Godparents sent Isobel to use. Our faithful red laptop died a few months ago and then right when I was having GI meltdown the hard-drive on our recently revived desktop crashed, too.)
–(Then we found out my car, which worked fine the day before, isn’t turning on anymore. Fucking yay.)
–Kids had a fantastic time at their double birthday party over the weekend. I jumped on the trampoline a bit to appease Isobel which was a very, very dumb idea. Very dumb. Don’t do this if you are kind of dying. Don’t.
–If anyone knows who Kevin is, give me a call.
–I’m upset right now. This is all I got.
Hokkaido Island in Japan home to 7 incredibly cute animals. The cuteness is nearly indescribable. Thanks, Sis!
WHY ARE WE SEXUALIXING MAYONNAISE It has come to this
Ayn Rand Reviews Children’s Books. The Toast is on point
Try not to squeal loudly. Too late.
“Cop” who shot Eric Harris is a wealthy donor who pays to pretend to be a policeman. What the everloving fucking FUCK
Snapshot 04.04.12. Best Isobel gif ever.