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Today’s post features photos of Zorro and Poppy having tea in Isobel’s jellyfish tent. Have a good weekend!
What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!
courtney_s if you COULD care less, you still have room for caring. get outta here you amateur
Bagyants “Pretty much a fat hairy baby with like a weird visor face” – god’s notes on making the platypus
marlespo “honey don’t put the rocket launcher on the cat” – me just now
introvertedwife “What’s the league of assassins?” A romance book club out of Newhaven, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?!
shariv67 While infinite monkeys banging on infinite typewriters will eventually produce Shakespeare, you only need one to get the Twilight series.
waferbaby The following items are not cleared for take off: everything that gives superheroes their powers.
SimsLogic Can’t hold your baby because you don’t know it well enough.
nathan210 I think my response to all questions today will be the chorus of “no no no no no no no” from Bohemian Rhapsody.
MommyMG “Cristal, Maybachs, corn on the corn cob…” – my husband singing along to Royals.
MommyMG Allie: Mommy? Me: Just one second! Allie: Mommy? Mommy? MOMMY?! Me: WHAT, Allie? Allie:…the baby is drinking your coffee. Day: 1, Me: 0
bombsfall But cats don’t ever actually die or anything. They regenerate into new cats. Like Doctor Who. If he were a cat. There’s a surefire hit show.
markleggett If nobody is around later tonight, I am going to molest myself.
SomeChrisTweets Don’t you roll your eyes at me. Roll them anywhere else. Because it’s a gross trick, Karen, that’s why.
VaguelyFunnyDan “I’m so excited that they’re making a musical out of Jagged Little Pill!” – eleven people
SciencePorn You’re a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust, what do you have to be scared of?
brookeperrin I haven’t seen Gravity yet. It’s just Titanic in space, right?
wordlust Every month is Insufferable Friend Awareness Month on Facebook.
alonelyargonaut going on road for 3 weeks is great excuse to empty the fridge (and by fridge i mean wine cellar)(and by wine cellar i mean top of my fridge)
annetdonahue Shortly after the end of Sim City, the Geocities also fell, leaving only The Sims; a family who ran out the powerful Roller Coaster Tycoon.
Patheticist My tweets represent the opinions of all Twitter sponsors, boycott and sue away.
mitdasein Do you suffer from FGDD*? *Fuck-Giving Deficit Disorder
BeTheBoy Before smartphones, the only thing to do while waiting for a show to start was silently judge people.
TinyNietzsche We should save daylight every weekend until there is no more time.
doctorveritas Goin’ to the chapel and we’re going to kill Hitler / Goin to the chapel and we’re going to kill Hi-ii-iiitler
000___000 i’m gonna block someone. i haven’t felt so alive in a long time.
JennyPentland take the advertising industry down in one easy step by liking yourself
CorbinHiar Soon the reign of pumpkin spice shall end and the wintry winds of commerce will whisper… “peppermint everything.”
BeTheBoy Called 911 because I couldn’t open a salsa jar. They’re sending a police car. That’s so helpful.
MrVilhauer My favorite My Little Ponies, in reverse order. 5. Hungry Pork 4. Hennessy 3. Midlife Crawfish 2. Glenn Danzig 1. Rainbow Dash
BugginWord Breakfast today was basically 30 minutes of Paul rubbing bacon all over his body and through his hair. Daddy couldn’t be prouder.
000___000 yesterday i got real mad about something someone posted online, but i just let it go and then this morning the sun came up as usual
bombsfall Reinstalling Dark Souls to capture footage because I am actually going to have to make this video where I explain it to my cat.
Chef_Lu_Bu @bombsfall Call me butter, bro, cause I can’t be margerinalized
lasertron Did you hear about the two antenna towers that got married? Ceremony sucked but the reception was great
apodixis How much eyebrow pencil should you use on your nipples? I REALLY want this job.
apodixis Cats will only show you their anus if they really trust you. That’s what love is: trusting someone with your exposed butthole.
matt_obrien “Welcome to Jurassic…Jurassic…welcome to Jurassic…welcome t….give me a sec… the clicker for the gates not working”
Soulsmithy Me this afternoon: “My book ran out of batteries.” 20th century me: “THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.”
donni It’s illegal not to offer me pie
lalafauxbois Just saw someone twerk in real life but she was wearing Uggs so maybe it doesn’t count?
@99golems Ladies and gentlemen I just flew in from the Astral and boy are my arms faded and wispy. #joke
quantumpotpie The Bling Ring is the most effective horror movie I’ve seen in years.
wordlust Keep your shoes odor-free by amputating your feet.
donni Wish I had a car so I could sell my car.
usedwigs Hi @Dyson my hamster Ron crawled into your vacuum because it looks fun and now he lives in there. Please send me another vacuum I can use.
rstevens I fucking love swearing.
usedwigs Raking countless metric tons of leaves as new leaves fall on the ground behind me. Dick move, nature, dick move.
MassageByTed Too bad that guy emailed to say he won’t buy my car bc it has an Obama sticker. Most people can’t get past the dead dog in the hatchback.
skullpuppy11 Gramma though she had a tumor on her bingo arm, but fortunately it was B9.
sarcasmically It’s almost time to get our family Christmas pictures done! *digs up our five Lucha Libre masks*
koalaslament Kinda disappointing that Bananarama never sang a song about bananas. They never even dressed up as bananas or did a banana dance :(
bumlaser My 3 year-old is going through a phase that could reasonably be described as a mash-up of Darth Vader and Beaker from The Muppets… on fire.
RDHMelissa Just keep swimming! Until a ferocious bear comes along and bites your head off bc you’re a salmon and nothing works out for salmon.
000___000 gotta say, personally, i love touching electronic devices. can’t get enough. one time i touched a piece of wood by accident and threw up
000___000 gonna tell my grandkids about how there was once a very dark time when you had to stop using electronic devices for 10 minutes on airplanes
SomeChrisTweets Celebrities! They’re just like us! Us! We’re just like lizards! Lizards! They’re just looking for a warm rock upon which to lie until death!
markleggett Today I invented a fantastic recipe for diarrhoea: 1- Eat a large pack of bacon. 2- Go somewhere very public where there are no toilets.
donni “Sweet like molasses” should be “Sweet like mole asses.” Moles have nice butts
TheBosha If I had to select one prevailing family trait around which to design a coat of arms, I’d have to go with misdirected worry.
helenstwin I don’t know where the rogue m in the last tweet came from. Hacked by Moriarty?
bartlebysdead how much for an open casket and vines silently growing from my eyes
jerryrenek Just remembered where I buried my sister’s Barbie in 1974.
JennyPentland Sorry I didn’t clean the house today but I got altitude sickness climbing the laundry pile and the medevac team told me to rest.
J__Swift Just got a makeover at the cosmetics shop. If it wasn’t for my glasses I’d look like a whore. THAT’S IT, MY LOOK DEFINED. NERD WHORE.
wordlust Martians abducted me, probed me, and made me sign up for a loyalty card.
marlespo When I told the 9yo that spies don’t usually wave around flags that say I’M A SPY he looked really annoyed. Now he says its just for parties
johnfreiler the year is 2061. women’s lower-back butterfly tattoos have conditioned men to try to ejaculate on actual butterflies. society thrives
Mykayak I just called an unevenly heated microwave pizza a “dipshit,” so clearly my anger at the world is not at all misdirected.
aadamrensch “But I’m a crepe / I’m a weird dough” –Radiobread
apodixis I think of my Twitter history as a “snarchive”.
MarcieHume So just to clarify, if you have kids you have to motivate OTHER people to brush their teeth and go to sleep?? EVERY NIGHT!?
fart i saw an article called “24 Clear Signs You’re a Mom” and none of the signs were “A HUMAN BODY HAS PAINFULLY BURST OUT OF YOUR VAGINA”
patr1ck “Toques are like spanx for your ears.”
apodixis If I could rearrange the alphabet I would keep it the way it is because it works just fine and I’m not really attracted to you.
joethepeacock An X-Men poem for you: Roses are red/ Violets are red/ Everything is red /I’m Cyclops
JulieFroolie Street racing, drifting, but with pill bugs.
MassageByTed I don’t wanna jinx anything but it’s been 4 or 5 years since I had any surgery on my testicles.
MassageByTed In space, nobody can hear you scream. Or complain about your snoring. Or enforce a dress code or ask to borrow your phone. Let’s go to space
theleanover I’m working on a joke format where part of the joke is people sending me money
VaguelyFunnyDan Okay fine, I’m a “big softie” ’cause I’m a dude who cries. In fetal position. At Marshall’s.
wordlust I had a tough childhood. My mom was always too busy to judge other moms.
ScrewyDecimal On Facebook: “Complete your profile. What sports do you like?” Is bourbon a sport?
J__Swift Have you tried turning me on then off again?
GlancesNods I went public today as well, and now I have a court date and a strange rash. #TWTR
apodixis My dream is to single-handedly destroy Twitter’s market capitalization with the stupidity of my tweets.
jonnysun look. life is bad. evryones sad. we’re all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable bouncy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat
What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!
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Um, these pictures are amazing. I’m definitely adding them to Best Stuff This Week next time I have enough time to look around the internet for other Best Stuffs
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Aw, thanks, lady!
damn these pictures are awesome…just damn.
Something about their faces reminds me of American Gothic.
Poppy needs to get her shit together so she can do stuff like this again
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Right?!