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Today’s post features photos of Zorro and Poppy having tea in Isobel’s jellyfish tent. Have a good weekend!

What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

courtney_s  if you COULD care less, you still have room for caring. get outta here you amateur

Bagyants  “Pretty much a fat hairy baby with like a weird visor face” – god’s notes on making the platypus

marlespo  “honey don’t put the rocket launcher on the cat” – me just now

introvertedwife  “What’s the league of assassins?” A romance book club out of Newhaven, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?!

shariv67  While infinite monkeys banging on infinite typewriters will eventually produce Shakespeare, you only need one to get the Twilight series.

waferbaby  The following items are not cleared for take off: everything that gives superheroes their powers.

SimsLogic  Can’t hold your baby because you don’t know it well enough.

nathan210  I think my response to all questions today will be the chorus of “no no no no no no no” from Bohemian Rhapsody.

MommyMG  “Cristal, Maybachs, corn on the corn cob…” – my husband singing along to Royals.

MommyMG  Allie: Mommy? Me: Just one second! Allie: Mommy? Mommy? MOMMY?! Me: WHAT, Allie? Allie:…the baby is drinking your coffee. Day: 1, Me: 0

bombsfall  But cats don’t ever actually die or anything. They regenerate into new cats. Like Doctor Who. If he were a cat. There’s a surefire hit show.

markleggett  If nobody is around later tonight, I am going to molest myself.

SomeChrisTweets  Don’t you roll your eyes at me. Roll them anywhere else. Because it’s a gross trick, Karen, that’s why.

VaguelyFunnyDan  “I’m so excited that they’re making a musical out of Jagged Little Pill!” – eleven people

SciencePorn  You’re a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust, what do you have to be scared of?

brookeperrin  I haven’t seen Gravity yet. It’s just Titanic in space, right?

wordlust  Every month is Insufferable Friend Awareness Month on Facebook.

alonelyargonaut  going on road for 3 weeks is great excuse to empty the fridge (and by fridge i mean wine cellar)(and by wine cellar i mean top of my fridge)

annetdonahue  Shortly after the end of Sim City, the Geocities also fell, leaving only The Sims; a family who ran out the powerful Roller Coaster Tycoon.

Patheticist  My tweets represent the opinions of all Twitter sponsors, boycott and sue away.

mitdasein  Do you suffer from FGDD*? *Fuck-Giving Deficit Disorder

BeTheBoy  Before smartphones, the only thing to do while waiting for a show to start was silently judge people.

TinyNietzsche  We should save daylight every weekend until there is no more time.

doctorveritas  Goin’ to the chapel and we’re going to kill Hitler / Goin to the chapel and we’re going to kill Hi-ii-iiitler

000___000  i’m gonna block someone. i haven’t felt so alive in a long time.

JennyPentland  take the advertising industry down in one easy step by liking yourself

CorbinHiar  Soon the reign of pumpkin spice shall end and the wintry winds of commerce will whisper… “peppermint everything.”

BeTheBoy  Called 911 because I couldn’t open a salsa jar. They’re sending a police car. That’s so helpful.

MrVilhauer  My favorite My Little Ponies, in reverse order. 5. Hungry Pork 4. Hennessy 3. Midlife Crawfish 2. Glenn Danzig 1. Rainbow Dash

BugginWord  Breakfast today was basically 30 minutes of Paul rubbing bacon all over his body and through his hair. Daddy couldn’t be prouder.

000___000  yesterday i got real mad about something someone posted online, but i just let it go and then this morning the sun came up as usual

bombsfall  Reinstalling Dark Souls to capture footage because I am actually going to have to make this video where I explain it to my cat.

Chef_Lu_Bu  @bombsfall Call me butter, bro, cause I can’t be margerinalized

lasertron  Did you hear about the two antenna towers that got married? Ceremony sucked but the reception was great

apodixis  How much eyebrow pencil should you use on your nipples? I REALLY want this job.

apodixis  Cats will only show you their anus if they really trust you. That’s what love is: trusting someone with your exposed butthole.

matt_obrien  “Welcome to Jurassic…Jurassic…welcome to Jurassic…welcome t….give me a sec… the clicker for the gates not working”

Soulsmithy  Me this afternoon: “My book ran out of batteries.” 20th century me: “THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.”

donni  It’s illegal not to offer me pie

lalafauxbois  Just saw someone twerk in real life but she was wearing Uggs so maybe it doesn’t count?

@99golems  Ladies and gentlemen I just flew in from the Astral and boy are my arms faded and wispy. #joke

quantumpotpie  The Bling Ring is the most effective horror movie I’ve seen in years.

wordlust  Keep your shoes odor-free by amputating your feet.

donni  Wish I had a car so I could sell my car.

usedwigs  Hi @Dyson my hamster Ron crawled into your vacuum because it looks fun and now he lives in there. Please send me another vacuum I can use.

rstevens  I fucking love swearing.

usedwigs  Raking countless metric tons of leaves as new leaves fall on the ground behind me. Dick move, nature, dick move.

MassageByTed  Too bad that guy emailed to say he won’t buy my car bc it has an Obama sticker. Most people can’t get past the dead dog in the hatchback.

skullpuppy11  Gramma though she had a tumor on her bingo arm, but fortunately it was B9.

sarcasmically  It’s almost time to get our family Christmas pictures done! *digs up our five Lucha Libre masks*

koalaslament  Kinda disappointing that Bananarama never sang a song about bananas. They never even dressed up as bananas or did a banana dance :(

bumlaser  My 3 year-old is going through a phase that could reasonably be described as a mash-up of Darth Vader and Beaker from The Muppets… on fire.

RDHMelissa  Just keep swimming! Until a ferocious bear comes along and bites your head off bc you’re a salmon and nothing works out for salmon.

000___000  gotta say, personally, i love touching electronic devices. can’t get enough. one time i touched a piece of wood by accident and threw up

000___000  gonna tell my grandkids about how there was once a very dark time when you had to stop using electronic devices for 10 minutes on airplanes

SomeChrisTweets  Celebrities! They’re just like us! Us! We’re just like lizards! Lizards! They’re just looking for a warm rock upon which to lie until death!

markleggett  Today I invented a fantastic recipe for diarrhoea: 1- Eat a large pack of bacon. 2- Go somewhere very public where there are no toilets.

donni  “Sweet like molasses” should be “Sweet like mole asses.” Moles have nice butts

TheBosha  If I had to select one prevailing family trait around which to design a coat of arms, I’d have to go with misdirected worry.

helenstwin  I don’t know where the rogue m in the last tweet came from. Hacked by Moriarty?

bartlebysdead  how much for an open casket and vines silently growing from my eyes

jerryrenek  Just remembered where I buried my sister’s Barbie in 1974.

JennyPentland  Sorry I didn’t clean the house today but I got altitude sickness climbing the laundry pile and the medevac team told me to rest.

J__Swift  Just got a makeover at the cosmetics shop. If it wasn’t for my glasses I’d look like a whore. THAT’S IT, MY LOOK DEFINED. NERD WHORE.

wordlust  Martians abducted me, probed me, and made me sign up for a loyalty card.

marlespo  When I told the 9yo that spies don’t usually wave around flags that say I’M A SPY he looked really annoyed. Now he says its just for parties

johnfreiler  the year is 2061. women’s lower-back butterfly tattoos have conditioned men to try to ejaculate on actual butterflies. society thrives

Mykayak  I just called an unevenly heated microwave pizza a “dipshit,” so clearly my anger at the world is not at all misdirected.

aadamrensch  “But I’m a crepe / I’m a weird dough” –Radiobread

apodixis  I think of my Twitter history as a “snarchive”.

MarcieHume  So just to clarify, if you have kids you have to motivate OTHER people to brush their teeth and go to sleep?? EVERY NIGHT!?

fart  i saw an article called “24 Clear Signs You’re a Mom” and none of the signs were “A HUMAN BODY HAS PAINFULLY BURST OUT OF YOUR VAGINA”

patr1ck  “Toques are like spanx for your ears.”

apodixis  If I could rearrange the alphabet I would keep it the way it is because it works just fine and I’m not really attracted to you.

joethepeacock  An X-Men poem for you: Roses are red/ Violets are red/ Everything is red /I’m Cyclops

JulieFroolie  Street racing, drifting, but with pill bugs.

MassageByTed  I don’t wanna jinx anything but it’s been 4 or 5 years since I had any surgery on my testicles.

MassageByTed  In space, nobody can hear you scream. Or complain about your snoring. Or enforce a dress code or ask to borrow your phone. Let’s go to space

theleanover  I’m working on a joke format where part of the joke is people sending me money

VaguelyFunnyDan  Okay fine, I’m a “big softie” ’cause I’m a dude who cries. In fetal position. At Marshall’s.

wordlust  I had a tough childhood. My mom was always too busy to judge other moms.

ScrewyDecimal  On Facebook: “Complete your profile. What sports do you like?” Is bourbon a sport?

J__Swift  Have you tried turning me on then off again?

GlancesNods  I went public today as well, and now I have a court date and a strange rash. #TWTR

apodixis  My dream is to single-handedly destroy Twitter’s market capitalization with the stupidity of my tweets.

jonnysun  look. life is bad. evryones sad. we’re all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable bouncy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat

What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

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