Follow Friday – Melynderson Farm

These photos were taken at my friends Justin and Melynda’s house. They recently inherited some backyard chickens from a friend. Isobel wanted to share her favorite flower, henbit, with her favorite chicken, Peanut Butter.

Have a great weekend!

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

eenereener My day sucked until I realized the next person I had to call was named Mr. Butts.

FrankConniff You know that band that has always sucked, but you hate to admit you like one of their songs? That was Rand Paul today.

BeTheBoy Back in college for almost a month and I still haven’t been invited to a keg party. Wait until they find out all the bands I saw in the 90′s

fathertorey You know what’s awesome? The newspaper has a cookie contest and someone enters a recipe for twice-baked potatoes.

apatheticist Now it’s just a song that I used know.

viicctorious i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them

ProfessorSnack Sext: I’m upstairs going to the bathroom. I recommend you avoid the downstairs one for a while too.

hipstermermaid Everybody is unique, like perfect snowflakes whose existence and accomplishments are truly insignificant in the greater scope of things.

EveryTweet_Ever Criticizing government from my toilet.

DrMaldoror Should have gone with tonight’s fallback dinner: wine and Cadbury Mini Eggs.

markleggett I smell sex and John Candy here.

BuzzFeedAndrew When you quote rap on the Senate floor it’s called filibustin’

louisvirtel Remember: When you have nothing to tweet about, you’re finally doing it right.

usedwigs I live in an old house and sometimes the wind blows my front door open. Then it writes GET OUT in blood on my ceiling. Silly wind!

VioletThunk Easily bored is a gateway drug.

jillgengler … and that’s how I found myself looking for Beanie Baby peacocks on amazon…

justaboutanerd I heard the TARDIS in the parking lot. Turns out it was just someone’s car. Kind of a bummer.

slackmistress I don’t eat crouched over my sink like some sort of monster. I eat hovered over my laptop like a freakin’ lady.

joshjs I don’t get why some of you get so worked up about drones. It’s the queens we need to be concerned about. (Bee joke! Not my A material.)

kirkfox “Nobody move! This is a deposit!” What I just yelled as I entered my bank. It was funny to me. It had been a long time since I’d made one.

KaylinSnailin I like the phrase muffin top. Makes me sound tasty.

WilliamAder The dry cleaner lost my freak flag.

bumlaser Snow day. The kids are playing very well together. At least, in the same sort of way that Roman gladiators played very well together.

slackmistress Somewhere a lobster is discovering he made a mistake getting high and hitchhiking to Lobsterfest.

Jedimasterbator I’m thinking about the box.

librarymary40 Story time stats: 1 attempted escape, 1 dirty diaper.

Katecake I just want someone to bring me coffee and PLACE ME in a hot bath. Is that too much to ask?

matthewbaldwin I usually don’t share work in progress, but I’m pretty excited about my new emoticon. So far I have :.

JRehling Two guys, named Tweet and Retweet, are in a boat. Tweet falls out. Who’s left?

sara_ann_marie I just can’t force-quit you, Microsoft Word.

HonestToddler Toddler Tip: The best time to make your 1st twilight request is moments after your parents have fallen asleep. Wait. You’ll just know.

ProfessorSnack It’s not that I can’t feel my legs, I’m just not in the mood.

cloudcm I’m constantly updated on the world’s affairs through multiple joke formats so thank you for that I guess.

robdelaney The best ways to spell the name Sean: 1. Sean 2. Shawn 3. Shaun 4. Chone 5. Shnzzang 6. Beans! 7. Ulurion 8. Shon?

notperfect My autocorrect just switched ‘Tay Sachs’ to ‘yay sacks’. No.

alexblagg Skinny fashion girls in super high heels always look like fabulous velociraptors.

cakemittens That’s a nice mustard…for me to poupon.

slackmistress If I could perfect the look my dog gives me when she wants something, I’d be able to scoot my butt anywhere I wanted.

owlparliament Somewhere around 1000 followers, replies start getting weird.

mypetshadow I wonder if PayPal used eBay to sell PayPal to eBay, and if eBay used PayPal to pay for PayPal.

MrT What has 4 legs, great agility and always lands on its feet? Me. With two extra legs. Also cats.

tommycm I want my epitaph to be: “I can think of no more fitting epitaph.”

owlparliament Updating my renter’s insurance on my 1 bedroom apartment in downtown Toronto: “Do you have any trampolines on the property?”

CatFoodBreath Cats make even an old couch look good.

KenJennings when someone asks me my favorite Downton Abbey character I just say “uh Lady Penelope Crampton” & so far it’s always worked

rstevens Be the boys you want brought to the yard via milkshake in the world

tehawesome I’m kinda surprised House of Cards isn’t just a bunch of people sitting around and talking about their favorite shows on Netflix.

shinyinfot The co-op is out of Nutritional Yeast! You had ONE job! ONE!

kelkulus The shows “Catfish” and “River Monsters” need to do a crossover episode where someone’s tricked into dating an actual 6-foot giant catfish.

introvertedwife I finally figured it out, Hipsters are actually old men masquerading as twentysomethings.

pnkrcklibrarian The closest thing to me to setting foot in a church is shopping at Hobby Lobby.

brattylibrarian Headed down to DC to give Congress my mind. Just kidding, going for Spring Break!

roborobb Do you ever read your FB friends status updates and wonder what words they were trying to spell?

Tmoney68 This Repressed Childhood Memory Foam mattress isn’t providing any kind of comfort.

TheBlackStar Playing the part of the house keeper, again. Good thing I look fantastic in a French maid outfit.

usedwigs Waiter, could you please wrap up my kid’s pasta to go so I can leave it in my car for five days before I throw it out in my parking garage?

bumlaser Enjoying a nice mug of yogurt. What? That’s how we eat yoghurt in Europe*. *when we’ve forgotten to run the dishwasher.

JermHimselfish Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can’t remember the lyrics.

TheNextMartha What food are we going to tweet about when all the thin mints are gone?

mishakey So glad my stretch marks are vertical stripes and therefore more slimming.

BallsMcBallski The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away.

slackmistress I think being a teenager during 80′s AND 90′s hairstyles entitles me to SOMETHING, Congress.

garytcarlin Why the hell would anybody pay money to watch James Franco play Dr. Oz?

usedwigs I just bathed and dressed my kids and attempted to do their hair. Today’s look falls somewhere between “earthy” and “feral”.

JerryThomas If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Also, it would help if you stopped being imaginary.

pulmyears Ask your doctor if you’re healthy enough for Twitter.

dataisplural stop making fun of my son. have YOU ever had to name another human being? no? that’s what i thought. let’s go Craigory.

trevso_electric Don’t hate the playa. Hate other Spanish words, but not the Spanish word for beach.

rikpayne Just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks… And now we wait.

jillsmo CAPTCHA makes Baby Jeebus cry

rikpayne Man-caves are the “in” thing but I say nothing beats a tricked out lady cave.

Zaius13 Drunk on pork.

WilliamAder If you want to know what my safe word is, you can ask the lab tech who drew my blood last Monday.

ryansmith_76 Are there even any horses left at this point?

shariv67 “You mean the stripper is supposed to get inside AFTER you bake the cake?” From my new screenplay, The Worst Surprise Party Ever.

1Happytwit I’m not a mechanic so I don’t know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people.

mydanimarie About to get NC-17 with this breakfast burrito.

carlyken What if at the end of Breaking Bad they drop Bryan Cranston into witness protection and that’s the beginning of Malcolm In The Middle?

shkeeber The Five Stages of Twitter. 1. Follow celebrities. 2. Using hashtags. 3. Follow real people. 4. Find Favstar. 5. Starvation & death.

VaguelyFunnyDan If I’m being honest with myself, I do want one or two scrubs.

DrMaldoror I hope the next new Real Housewife of Beverly Hills is a pack of insane sewer rats.

sbellelauren i’m on this new diet where i look fabulous and you can all kiss my ass

mikeleffingwell All of my rock-bottom moments involve Gogurt.

FlyoverJoel Like the eerie love song of the common loon, the mating call of a coffee grinder is both unique and irresistible.

ChuckWendig I like hazelnut flavor, and yet I don’t like hazlenuts. I AM AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN A MYSTERY SLATHERED IN NUTELLA.

isplotchy “Are you experienced? Have you ever been experienced? Well, I have.” — Jimi Hendrix, Mediocre Job Recruiter

marlespo Anyone know how much coffee you have to drink before your ribcage falls out?

SandyDanto “I’m wasted” -my potential

asterios “Snarkier, dammit, snarkier! What the fuck am I not paying you people for?” -The Editor-In-Chief Of The Internet

torgospizza If my downstairs neighbor snores any louder, I’m going to mail him a box of Breathe Right Strips.

MajorFlake Ew don’t fuck the horse I rode in on

PolyesterPony I just invented gin butter totally by accident! Okay no, I’ve just made a mess.

TheRedQueen So some dude was bathing in the fountain at work. I will give my employer this: it is NEVER boring around here.

cloudcm I’ve got to stop putting my foot in my mouth…but it tastes so good.

runawaycupcake It’s always sad for the family when I go grocery shopping in my freshly washed jeans.

KlassyFucker According to my current parking spot I’m a Doctor.

UnicornFlavored Left my external hard drive with new boss so he could load it with files I need. The worst thing he could find is a pic of Z exiting my vag.

Soulsmithy Today’s abuse of the company Subaru: shoppin the Targét, lookin fer underarm charm.

owlpacino I’m definitely too old to be going through another awkward stage, yet here we are.

MikeAmmo Ya know, if pigs actually did fly, I bet their wings would be delicious.

dubouchet This Emergen-C is taking forever to melt in the spoon, and the smoke smells terrible. Not sure I’m doing this right.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.