In honor of my country’s Independence Day (no, not that one), I have a brief selection of patriotic-themed Thrift Store Gore to share with you. Nothing says, “I love America!” like sifting through second hand “I love America!” goods at a thrift store.
Oh, and by the way, that’s my friend Dave in the photo above. He’s trying not to get Magic Missle’d.
No one loves America more than this bear. NO ONE. He loves America HARD. So hard, he got a full-body American flag tattoo.
(And check out that sweet trucker’s hat next to him. It’s John-worthy.)
Angela models the latest fashion in Ameri-vision. Those glasses make everything look spangly and you start seeing eagles everywhere.
And finally, no crazy cat lady collection is complete without the totally smug Patriot Cat. Someone, somewhere, thought this was a good idea. And then someone bought it. Boom: capitalism in a nutshell.