Follow Friday – Easter Egg Edition

29 Apr

Isobel loves to run around the house playing with the cats. In all honesty it’s about half playing, half terrorizing, but as long as it doesn’t get out of hand I’m okay with it. She thinks the cats are her best friends, and I know she considers them her partners in crime. If she’s doing something wrong and we call her on it, she’ll immediately point to the cats if they are doing something wrong, too, because if she’s going down she’s taking them with her. That’s what friends are for. I guess.

The house is for the most part packed up; we just have the large furniture left to move. Next week is going to be super fun, seeing as how I’m going back to work for one last month, and our house will be totally torn apart. Welcome to my crazy.

Have a great weekend!

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Learn more about it in my FAQ.

brand_BIG Obama finally ponied up w/ a birth certificate. It’s only fair now for Trump to present some documentation on what’s up w/ his hair.

tehawesome Tofu’s a lot like Rogue from the X-Men. It absorbs the “powers” of everything it touches, and it’s really hard to have sex with.

moronwatch The birthers are going through a complex grieving process: Shock, Denial, Amnesia, Blame the Muslims

Angelinawrites The car commercial with the red puppet is creepy and horrifying and I fail to understand how this will sell cars.

helenstwin Joe, looking at netflix movies: “man, we sure have evolved, as a society.”

rydka I guess a photo of mine is going to be in Delta Sky Magazine. I can only hope it appears next to some air conditioned slippers.

khamsin pretty strange state of affairs when one has to hide the asparagus from the cat.

lauracope downing a mocha before seeing the dentist. cleanings ain’t cheap and i want my money’s worth.

clairesuddath I want to write a movie called “Spoiler Alert.” The tag line: “They die.”

hateyouprobably Trying to explain the theory of relativity to my 3 year old nephew. KIDS ARE SO DUMB.

slapclap How much longer do I need to scrub this spot on the floor? AND DON’T SAY FOREVER, head voices.

smonkyou I really hate passive aggressiveness.

Lilacmess One of my best students wrote in her paper “beach going-goers.” I guess we all have our moments.

FakeAPStylebook Make sure to cover both Prince William and his brother–fuck, what’s the other one’s name again? Clifford? We’re pretty sure it’s Clifford.

DamienFahey Spending the day standing behind cars with back-up cameras dressed like a ninja.

dawnhfoster Housemates have returned after a week away. *begrudgingly walks around in more than just knickers*

peterbyrnes Elton John smiles after cutting the brake line on the wedding limo, and pats the lyrics to “Candle on the Wind III” in his breast pocket.

iasshole Eating a banh mi, this is the best Monday ever, suck it Garfield!!

notperfect Newsflash: holding an open sharpie in your mouth whilst multitasking is NOT WISE.

tehawesome It hasn’t even been 3 days since that big Easter dinner and I already feel resurrected after I pushed a “big stone” out of a “burial tomb.”

joshjs “Royal wedding.” This should be a euphemism. Go for it, Internet.

forlornfunnies This whole morning feels like it’s wearing sweatpants.

amandaha If you ever need help cleaning a lot – and I mean A LOT- of hummus from your keyboard, I could walk you through it from experience.

gordonshumway Can someone please make that daily deal site hire Triumph the Insult Comic Dog? “This cheapo oil change isn’t too shabby. FOR ME TO GROUPON”

palinode I got 99 problems and tallying up my problems accurately is one, because I only have three problems. Plus the tallying one.

PeterGriffinn (On a church sign) “Nobody’s perfect… well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.”

LouisPeitzman Real bloggers have curves. And usually some mild form of agoraphobia.

lonelysandwich Oh heavens I can’t wait to watch King Simon marry the Faerie Princess Brianna or whatever. What a magical day for us all.

lilpyrogirl Took the knife from the 8 year old explaining that she might cut herself and I would do it for her. I then proved my point by cutting myself.

LouisPeitzman I agreed to reward myself with exercise once I finish writing my article. It’s a terrible system and I’ll probably die here.

maggiesox ‘Psychics at Cal Tech and the Fermi National accelerator lab’…you know what? I’m pretty sure that was supposed to be ‘physicists.’ Hearts.

GeorgeTakei TN bill will prevent teachers from using the word “gay” in class. In response, I’m lending them my name: “It’s okay to be Takei.”

Ahm76 Oh no, I just realized this bra isn’t keeping my nips appropriately in check. I don’t want to accept any sacraments with my high beams goin.

thejohnblog “Ta-da!”- Jesus

Lord_Voldemort7 I’d like to point out that when I was resurrected there were no chocolate eggs & frolicking bunnies, just tears & screams. Hypocrites.

ScrewyDecimal It’s now time to hunt for Easter eggs. And by “hunt for,” I mean drink. And by “Easter eggs,” I mean mimosas.

tommycm I take my eggs like I take my women. #deviled

sween Jesus rose and saw he was in the body of a rabbit and had to deliver chocolate to put right what once went wrong wait this is Quantum Leap.

moooooog35 If you get really excited about going on an egg hunt, just imagine how sperm must feel.

happyrobot Happy Easter to no one I know that observes it. Hippity hoppity!

probablydrunk Christ, I have risen.

slapclap I realize sometimes I ask rhetorical questions, but you know what?

JeremyMLondon My favorite Spice Girl was Pumpkin.

shinyinfo I wish we lived in a world where instead of money I could barter with Star Trek videos I find on Youtube.

smileydooby If I was jesus I totally would have called in sick yesterday

apodixis So excited about Easter tomorrow! I’ve already left a basket of human teeth out for the Easter Fairy. Also, I’ve been drinking a lot again.

MagpieLibrarian Hell hath no fury like a cross-dressing chihuahua scorned.

himissjulie “ungrateful biscuit eating son of a bitch!” Oh, there’s a law and order criminal writer somewhere who really had to fight for that line.

Squirreljustice By the way, I’d like to be addressed as DJ Peeps Calzone for the rest of the evening.

jenny_wade “i appreciate your concern” is “fuck off” for smart people

HeathRobots Black Eyed Peas won’t perform ‘My Humps’ b/c of sub par lyrics. Finding out which BEP song is ok lyrically is now on my bucket list.

MeganBoley My plan is to stick B in an empty laundry basket and dump plastic eggs on him. #Easter

catpostrophe FOR WHEN YOU SAW ONE SET OF PAWPRINTS IN THE SAND, IT WAS THEN THAT I RAN AWAY FROM THAT DOG.

AliciaATobin I don’t want to see or hear anything more about Obama’s birth certificate but I do want 100% more coverage of Bo, the Portugese water dog.

AskDrRuth Happy Easter to all Christians. May the Easter Bunny bring you the a basket full of orgasms.

eareeve Helping a guy break into his own car counts as a reference question, right? #alternativelibraryservices

zachbraff 122 minutes. The Elephant never got any Water… so pissed.

antigone_spit “Ben Franklin would have been Iron Man because he was always inventing shit.” “And he was kind of an asshole.”

RexHuppke My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar’s birth certificate.

Sigafoos FaceTime etiquette rule #1: answering in the bathroom is weird. Really, really weird.

NickPoole1 Father in law has bought a 1970’s synth organ, which means everything now sounds either like sci-fi, a children’s programme, or porn.

jillgengler I’m telling you guys, kids make the worst monkey butlers.

eliza_evans Sorry, cat, I can’t pay attention to you. I’m watching kitty videos on the Internet.

lafix I hope if I ever get taken in for questioning there’s no algebra.

MsDuh I’ve gone to the same clerk at Jewel for months and he’s being so weird. It’s like he doesn’t even realize we’re in love!

HeathRobots A European perspective on USA “Clowns here are frightening.” No argument, but let the continent w/out mimes cast the first stone.

WritingWilkie What time of year are crunch berries in season? I wanna make a pie.

smonkyou I apologize for my earlier tweets about Iowa. I’m told Iowa is a great place and I would be proud if it gained statehood in the future.

apelad Happy Earth Day! Write this somewhere prominent so you can refer to it often: weather isn’t climate.

That_Biz Head is filled with rage. Belly is filled with chips. This may be a bad combination.

rolldiggity Either the girls in this bar are too shy to approach me or they don’t realize how hard it is to juggle and moonwalk at the same time.

MrWordsWorth Now that he’s no longer a young pup, I hope Bow Wow has been neutered.

colsonwhitehead I miss the Larry King-inspired nightmares I used to have when I fell asleep with CNN on in hotel rooms in weird cities.

goodinthestacks Thank you #librarypatron! Blatant, overt racism is so refreshing these days.

heyrenees Game of Thrones NOT about toilets. Sorry toilet fans.

pistolval Just found out that smartwater doesn’t actually raise your IQ.

rolldiggity Really want a license to kill, if only so I can stop having my mom do all my kills for me.

TheBloggess I just found a pic of me (age 6) unconscious in a hospital bed w/ a giant cast on my head. Victor: “This explains so much.”

LIFECOACHERS If you’re going to be a tool, be a power tool.

O12NELA Does anyone know the quickest way to delete a twitter account in the event of an emergency? Asking for everyone on here.

rolldiggity When people say “Jesus is my co-pilot,” do they realize he’s a 1st century carpenter with no training and zero hours in a flight simulator?

 

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further.  See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Learn more about it in my FAQ.

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  1. Cookbook April 29, 2011 at 8:35 am #

    I want that dress, the one Isobel’s wearing! Very Kate Spade-y.

  2. leah April 29, 2011 at 7:33 pm #

    “man, we sure have evolved, as a society.” HA! That’s hilarious! (and so true)

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