Me: Girls on campus are wearing giant bows in their hair. Giant bows are a thing now.
Me: They are comically big. Anime-character big. Ten-inches-across big. They’re probably picking up satellite reception.
Anthony: Maybe the fad is to dress like a giant present.
Anthony: It’s the new style.
Me: I predict the next trend will be for girls to carry a small cabbage everywhere they go. The cabbages will also have bows.