This is the Picard.
(The Picard with a mustache, but nevermind that. He is still The Picard.)
He normally lives on the D&D shelf in our library at home. My friend Brandon found him at a yard sale and, noting my huge crush on The Picard, brought it home for me. I’m not sure if Anthony’s ever forgiven him.
You’ll notice The Picard is presiding regally over my latest acquisition: a Klingon Bird of Prey corkscrew.
Take in the majesty.
My awesome librarian friend Amanda sent this to me. Can you believe that, internets? I have met the nicest people online! She even sent me a card of her hand in a Spock-salute. You have guaranteed yourself a place of honor in Sto-Vo-Kor, Amanda!
I’d like to give you a Sci-Five: